Damon Salvatore

Damon Salvatore. I'm the older, hotter vampire in the set you all know as the Salvatore brothers. Now, click that follow and welcome to the dark side.

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

Oh yeah. I am now opening a new box of bourbon which I had shipped. Therefore, despite the crap on Earth, all is right in the world. #OhYes

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

They say alcoholism is bad. But I once saw this show with the title Whiskey Made America. That is awesome. #FuckAntiAlcoholism #LiquorRocks

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones. #UnlifePhilosophy

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

I might just pay a visit to the Capitol. Maybe compulsion would be good to help stop this #SOPA shit. A quick senatorial snack is good too.

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

The thing about fast food for humans, is that it's generally bad. As for vampires, fast food is both good, and convenient. #McPeople

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

Most restaurants go on and on about how freshness is key to a good meal. Guess what, they learned that concept from vamps. #FreshIsBest

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@ItSexyStefan Damn Stef. I didn't know the two of us could be so socially-aware! #SOPASucks doesn't it?

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

Hey people. Don't you dare let life's problems overwhelm you. My advocacy? #MakeLifeYourBitch

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

Fuck you, motherfucking #SOPA idiots. You try to censor my shit, and I'll go ripper on you all. #StefanAintTheOnlyOneWhoDoesThat

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@ItsTeamDamon You sweetie, are epic. And I agree, Meredith needs to die. 1. She vervained me. 2. She's taking my bro Alaric. #SheCantHaveHim

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First, I didn't know what to think about Meredith but now, after seeing how she vervained Damon, I know: DIS BITCH NEEDS TO DIE!!1 #asap

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@GreenEyedTerror Sure hope it has blood for icing, Stef. If that's the case, now we're talking.

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@Yummy_Sookie Yep, seems so.

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@EricNorthmanA5 You just went Vito Corleone on me, sucker. *Laughs.* #BourbonIsAnOfferICantRefuse

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@VDQuoteBot You just seem to come up with great quotes. #ThisSalvatoreApproves

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@Yummy_Sookie Ah who knows. My first stop in LA is @EricNorthmanA5's bar in Shreveport.

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@SheriffArea_9 Thank you for the RT and the impromptu song number.

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@EricNorthmanA5 Fucking a-right, Northman. Expect me at the bar soon enough.

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@EricNorthmanA5 You know what I like to say, right?

[Damon Salvatore @HotOlderBrother]

@EricNorthmanA5 And this is in Shreveport, yeah? *My eyes already lighting up.*