Hot Oyster

I like art, culture, fancy food, music, current affairs, jack daniels, books. Litigation by day. Nonsense by night. Co-owner Heart of Midlothian FC

[Hot Oyster @HotOyster]

Just glorious at Portobello this afternoon in the low winter sun

[HMFC Tube @HMFCtube]

Some of the best derby moments at Tynecastle from this century 🇱🇻🇱🇻

[Mark Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @DonaldsonESPN]

Huge congratulations to Craig Gordon who tonight will make his 300th appearance for @JamTarts, 8073 days after his Hearts debut at Livingston in October 2002.

Craig’s 1st save playing for the first team? From a shot by Livi defender Gary Bollan ⬇️

https://t.co/YO7a8FWOZn

[ScotNatWatch @ScotNatWatch]

Yousaf: “Those who earn the most should pay the most”.

Also Yousaf: *Sets up Ltd co thereby reducing tax bill significantly & sending less of it to Holyrood, & despite having a full-time taxpayer funded job.

Nothing to see here. Other than troughing.

[alexmassie @alexmassie]

Perfectly legal, of course. Sensible too. Still, it is amusing to see senior SNP people do all they can to avoid exposure to the higher rates of income tax they introduced in Scotland. A kind of ‘offshoring within the UK’. 😏
https://t.co/zKxgTmzoPX

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Crimson Tide (1995)
Denzel Washington accepted his role opposite Gene Hackman because he wanted the opportunity to 'be in there jousting with a master.' Well, he got his wish.
This scene is incredible.

[Riley🧃🧸 @Riley__senpai]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

😄😄😄

#drthehistories

[Hot Oyster @HotOyster]

@AlanMeikle Wow, fantastic. What an experience 🐘

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

I can’t believe how rattled I get when I hear an American say the name Craig.

[✨ ERAmoreGirlie ✨ @ERAmoreGirlie]

Here’s some lightness for your timeline, this cute kiddo wanted to be an Eras dancer for Halloween 💖🥹

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

How your dad described the house when you left a light on! 🤣😂🤣

[Antonia @flaminhaystacks]

Every time a woman is murdered, the first people suspected of that murder is the men in her life and that usually is the case

Yet when women report being in danger from men in their lives, they are ignored and called liars

[Hot Oyster @HotOyster]

@helsbjambo 🤣

[Hot Oyster @HotOyster]

@Graeme01266284 🤣

[Ellie Wilson @ellieokwilson]

Autumn is one of my favourite times of year, but as a woman I also hate it because as the days get shorter, our freedom to go outside gets more restricted. That early morning or evening walk is off the table, because it’s dark then - and for women, that means we’re not safe.

[Paprika Girl @PaprikaGirl_JP]

It's early for changing leaves, but in anticipation of the changing season I am enjoying an adorable momiji (紅葉) chagashi with some nice sencha (煎茶). What is your treat for the weekend?

[Memorial Device @memorialdevice]

Turnips, not pumpkins.

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

Look out Margate, and lock up your daughters!

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

Nasty bug