KL Ess

Beginner robot creator. Amateur creative catalyst. Professional unicorn enthusiast. Blurring the lines between class and crass since 1981.

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Hey everybody, the Bloor street viaduct is exploding right now. https://t.co/c6i1pa1t4T

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Photo: Makin’ and doin’ for a big parcel swap. One lucky stranger in the UK is going to be the recipient of... http://t.co/z7Cd1NrEds

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Photo: It’s embarrassing how many times I thought to myself, “Oh wow this glue stick glides on so easily... http://t.co/wdi1xPTEHj

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Photo: Long stopovers are the perfect opportunity to hang out and have airport beers with coworkers from... http://t.co/iIMymKeoHP

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I know it was dangerous but we were making a very important whirlpool http://t.co/q6pYwtnqzU

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Photo: BIRTHDAY GREETINGS http://t.co/1pHMKecyDU

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There's nothing worse than being hungover and realizing you don't have a microwave http://t.co/460l92d6Sq

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Photoset: http://t.co/M9Wdp0nPKz

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Photo: This is my family in 2005. I keep this uncomfortable picture on the bulletin board in my office not... http://t.co/dxmBpEER5e

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NEVER FORGET http://t.co/6F3EZvPZrD

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A good photo should always accompany the email invitation to the interoffice pool party http://t.co/cgBCJodsLJ

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Video: Hotel hacks with Kendra: heating up soup. No kettle or microwave in your room? No problem. Just put... http://t.co/Cr0LVvPoNK

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Morning office mojitos are the best mojitos http://t.co/fctdspnLmX

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Photo: This is every dream, every nightmare and every future plan I’ve ever had rolled into one. http://t.co/VbAgoQX786

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It's always questionable http://t.co/KuAAk1CKJ9

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Photo: If anyone needs me, I’ll be singing, dancing and bawling my eyes out for the next four hours http://t.co/NoBoEJMSfQ

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Photo: One year for Christmas my brother gave me framed 8x10 autographed photos of himself reenacting a... http://t.co/4mt3syvU7P

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My halo doubles as a hula hoop http://t.co/mXYBrAxpYL

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Photo: Take a good look at the amount of cream cheese icing on your gourmet cupcake before you cast... http://t.co/0PsDw79DTx

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Because cousins do that http://t.co/mWuO9fHUU1