Hot People Problems

Everyone wants to date me! ...yet, I'm miserable about it #HotPeopleProblems

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It’s hard making friends when everyone wants to date me

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Thought we established we were cool and just friends 😌
Then, he grabbed my hand 😒

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Are you thinking about me? 😣

Ha! Of course you are 😌

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Whenever I want to feel something, I hop on Tinder and swipe left ☺️

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I just barely learned your name. No, I do not want to cuddle with you. #Tinder

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His ex: "He's not really that sexual."

Bitch, all he talks to me about is sex!

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Finally took off my mask and showed the boy my face

he fainted

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Social activities I miss:
1. Dating
2. Brunch

...That's all

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PSA:
My boss would appreciate all my stalkers to stop hopping in on our Zoom calls. Peek through my windows instead, he says; though I'm not fond of that suggestion... 🤨🙄😒
(or am I? 😏) #thenarcissistwithinmeAnAutobiography

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Went grocery shopping wearing my 🌈fantabulous💚mask 😷 Still got airdropped six numbers 😒👀

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@Wizonkeysug He STILL won't stop calling? 🤦‍♀️

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I would say something dumb like #HotLivesMatter but everyone already knows that 💁‍♀️

In other news: #BlackLivesMatter 🖤

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#HappyFathersDay to the ugly rich dude that married my smokin' hot mama #goodgenes #loveyoudaddy 😘

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I could never be with anyone who is just... <gulp> 🤢 ...common 😝

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How many times do we have to swipe left before it sticks and they don't pop back up? #MeswipingonTinder #Tinder

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When there’s an unflattering pic of you and people say, “See! She is normal.” #EXCUSEME

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😭 Dear @netflix, what movies do you have for me in #quarantine to soothe my #hotpeopleproblems? 😢

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No! If I didn’t want to date you in person, I don’t want to video date you while quarantined!! 🤦‍♀️ #quarantinelife #fml

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After a left swipe sesh, I guess you could say I feel accomplished ☺️ #Tinder