Lauren Delaney

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

I applaud Pres. @BarackObama 4 standing w #LGBT employees 2day. Everyone deserves 2 be treated fairly & w respect http://t.co/3QxfmWOvPX

[Brightest Young Things @BYT]

Tonight would be a good night to try @barpilar's new menu http://t.co/9mQYvCD3ua

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

Watching John McEnroe play tennis is painful.

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

@DC_Wineaux Gurl! We are having an impromptu bar crawl. The twins still in town!! #drunkoften

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

The White Queen could quite possibly be the best thing ever #Watchathon

[William Holby @williamholby]

Did that @HotPocktHotMess shoulder shrug while presenting wine today. Customer gave me a strange look. #ThanksDelaney @BHiggs90 @katiedebuys

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Side-effects of Chantix include hostility, suicidal thoughts, nausea & 'unusual dreams.'" Sooo...it's a Morrissey pill?

[Oprah Winfrey @Oprah]

1 out of 3 people living "on the brink of poverty in America.. Shocking right? #PaycheckToPaycheck

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

Hey 12 top, maybe let a sister know when you are going to need separate checks. Don't just stare blankly at me when I drop one #ReverseYelp

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

FYI half price bottle of wine night doesn't mean I should get half a tip. Lock it up people. #ReverseYelp @BHiggs90 @katiedebuys

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

Hey jackhole who just waved an empty beer at me to signal that you want another one: try using words #ReverseYelp @BHiggs90 @katiedebuys

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

Love my girl @crubens01

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

Yeah boiii @DC ReynoldsBar

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

Happy Birthday @DCReynoldsBar Lookin' good after these 2 years @BHiggs90 @katiedebuys

[DC Reynolds @DCReynoldsBar]

Happy Birthday Justin! http://t.co/E1HOGLKIG3

[Brightest Young Things @BYT]

Hopefully this tweet finds you in some state of post-coital bliss. Here is what you should be doing: http://t.co/QzMls3yGiM

[Brightest Young Things @BYT]

Kill, marry of fuck: Bill Murray, Jeff Goldblum and Jason Schwartzman get judged by their GBH costar: http://t.co/aePegCtWML @foxsearchlight

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

Sunday can S a D, it's my Friday!!

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

That's one bad bitch @BHiggs90

[Lauren Delaney @HotPocktHotMess]

Everyone needs to come to this!