Ms. Hot Press

-::- Don’t question those who ask the questions. -::-
Documenting all the pearlers from my press club pals.
I'm f#^&ing Canberra Bureau, you dickheads! #parody

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

https://t.co/VQpuj2VOdE

[David Marler @Qldaah]

"Awh, Jesus Christ! I'm fucking Canberra bureau you dickhead!" A hot mic at today's Daniel Andrews press conference shows what Victorian journalists really think. #springst #auspol

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

Oh, #CancelTheAge, riiiiiiight. First it's #MurdochFreeAustralia, now it's #CancelFairfax.

I ask you: how else are politicos supposed to make their columns appear prominent?

[PRGuy @PRGuy17]

Dear The Age,

Daniel Andrews is not a dictator. Not by any stretch of even the most unhinged journalist's imagination. It's incredible that your once revered outlet needs us to inform you of this rather obvious fact.

#CancelTheAge

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

@GiordanaHrga 🎵My clickbait brings all the boys to the yard🎵

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

I'm not disgracist, but Sam Armytage has done a Liberal amount of incitement today. Good on her!

She's right. Extremely right. All her #thisisnotjournalism haters are trivial bugs (no doubt on < $180Kp.a.)

It's the anti-govt minority who should dictate what goes on around here!

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

Give Creddles some credit. She said she'd get to the bottom: and she is at the bottom, all right. One cannot get more bottomy than rock bottom.

Seriously. I don't know where all this #MurdochRoyalCommission/#ThisIsNotJournalism hullabaloo is coming from!

#GoPeta #SeriouslyGo

[PRGuy @PRGuy17]

Last night #PetaCredlin dramatically promised to attend Dan Andrews' pressers every single day until she got to the bottom of things. Peta Credlin did not attend today. #IStandWithDan

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

Reading the room is for readers, not journalists.

[Sir Francis Walsingham @kony1017]

@oz_f Read the room Osman, you've stuffed this up due to lack of research and thus not knowing what you're talking about. Surely basic research is a journo's fundamental responsibility? #ThisIsNotJournalism #auspol

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

@RealMsLove @ScomoThe @PRGuy17 Oh my god, don't show that to people!

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

@PRGuy17 I'm not a Labor staffer! I'm f#^&ing Canberra Bureau, you dickheads!

[Mel J🐝 @mel_wright123]

@HotPress18 @mattyler22 @hugh_salter @mana_kailani Ladies, sharpen up your elbows! 💪

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

@mel_wright123 @mattyler22 @hugh_salter @mana_kailani Exactly the same in the media. Of course, you have to be a journalist to understand how the media works. I've got my pointy elbows out and I'm fabulous. Anyone who says any differently is a troll.

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

@AshleyLeahy Reading the room is for readers, not journalists.🥱

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

@GiordanaHrga Eggs are like news stories: only problematic if you worry how to break them.

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

Well! Having dipped my manicured toe into the Twitter cesspool for the first time, I can see the rumours are true.
Disagreeable trolls as far as the eye can see.
These lower-class "readers" should stick to #reading# & leave the opinions to us.
#thisisnotjournalism: pfft. As if.

[Ms. Hot Press @HotPress18]

Oh my god, not @Rachael_Rob stans! "Integrity... courtesy... respect..." (shudder). How could she #say# that to you, @oz_f?

These people from the lower classes put so much insane pressure on the media to be professional. We already write so many words... what more do they want.