Hot Riffs

defunct comedy podcast hosted by recovering music writers @screaminwheat & @chancedibben

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

When they shave your balls without permission.

[bee 🌸 @awwabee]

thinking about the time i went to a concert and the opener looked exactly like zoot from the muppets

[coffee @eventualforever]

i don’t think Sean Baker is a gooner as much as he is just autistic about sex. Gaspar Noe is absolutely cranking his shit like that tho

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

yo la tengo is spanish for saying whatup to the tengo

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Deadass Ben Kweller got McLovin playing bass for him in between Bright Eyes sets. It’s millennial night

[cat #WEEZER!!!!! @creedin___]

rawest album cover of all time genuinely

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

White people be like I’m seeing Bright Eyes with my mom

[Jive Miguel @annnnn_nnnnnna]

Entering my Steely Dan character era (drinking scotch whiskey all night long and dying behind the wheel)

[Dingus @DingusTheKid]

Fun Steely Dan Fact: They need to put me down man

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

the white boy urge to get in the lab and cook up forbidden concoctions

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[Aaron Belz @belzpoems]

How are you guys planning to mark the 30th anniversary of "How Bizarre"?

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Using Kenny Rogers’ Gambler in a Draft Kings ad is perverse. This is not the type of gambling he was talking about. He was talking about Cool gambling

[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

there's a whole list of r.e.m. songs which i basically see as litmus tests to see if you're a good person or not

[brodie / knox @brodiecantskate]

I think Geese might just be Car Seat Headrest for straight people

[💜💜🎀 ȶɦɛ ȶɦɨռӄɛʀ🎀 💜💜 @NickPinkerton]

ESPN 30 for 30 about Guided by Voices routinely decimating their tourmates in pickup basketball games during Lollapalooza '94.