Hot Single Mess

Hot mess (n.) Someone whose life is in a disarray, and yet they're still super hot.

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

I mean she said it and I agreed because well she's right 💁

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

Is it wrong to tell your best friend she has nice lips? 👄

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

Why am I obsessed over a number on the scale?

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

Not everyone is attracted to you, conceded ass. 🙅💁

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

This bitch said she thinks I'm into her lmfao no. And isn't that how best friends act?

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

I'm a peace maker but idk what to do

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

Losing a friend is never fun especially when they're supposed to be a "best friend"

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

I'm tired of the awkward bs and tension for no reason.. I feel like it'd be a quick fix 🍁💨

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

Can we just smoke a blunt to clear the air?

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

I just want to have sex

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

@ItsQueenElsa is @GenuineGent_x LMAO WUT

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

What are your guys' New Year's resolutions?

[🧘🏻‍♀️🍷📚🪩 @witchy_kate]

Once I was using my vibrator and my mom woke up and asked me what the weird noise was. @HotSingleMess

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

@crazyandbitchy I watched her leave, and then not even five minutes later she walked in and I stuffed it in the couch ugh

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

Almost caught by my mom when I was masturbating, I even watched her get in her car, but of course she forgot something #thestruggle

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

@laurthompsyo could you possibly do a custom one for me?

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

@laurthompsyo ahh it's too small but it's so cute 😭

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

I seriously love giving blow jobs, like get in my mouth

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

Dick pics aren't a turn on guys, but it's always nice to receive one

[Hot Single Mess @HotSingleMess]

@laurthompsyo how much is the plurmaid bra you instagramed