Presidential HTP

Former Spartan Commander. Presidential Hopeful. Maker of Memes. Knower of the Mundane. Delver Into Depths of the Void. *Secretly plotting to become God-Emperor*

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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Refusal to use a turn signal should result in an automatic suspension of one's driver's license because what the f*ck

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Why would I lie about being 193.04 cm?

[MuricanOriental @MuricanOriental]

Guys of all races often lie about their height even though it's such an obvious lie

[HOA Mike, Baby Deliverer, Groupchat Villain @BeLikeMike_06]

#ContractYearBaker , get ready for the meatball subs

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@BeLikeMike_06 Asserting dominance like a Boss lol

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@BeLikeMike_06

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Just doing it because I felt like it tbh

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

people who quote tweet to continue an argument instead of just directly replying to you

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

@BeLikeMike_06 Here I am, just been doing it for because I felt like it 😂

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

Dead Internet Theory... they called me crazy

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Bot traffic has passed human traffic online, according to Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince.

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

@BeLikeMike_06 You see it

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

Adam Savage from MythBusters?!

[TMZ @TMZ]

🦬 Exclusive: Yellowstone Bison involved in viral tourist attack won't be euthanized. https://t.co/K3BxYyGunN

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

Several days late but... what the hell, man?

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Nah pulling for the ancestry that gave me my height

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

Buy and build Warhammer while listening to Iconic By Mistake

[holisticbaddie @holisticbaddie]

btw "coffee and a walk" are, in fact,
low-effort first dates

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

SIX STRAIGHT HOME RUNS TO END THE DERBY. JORDAN WALKER IS UNBELIEVABLE.

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

Nah pulling for the ancestry that gave me my height

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Who everyone wants to win in today’s Norway vs England match

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Insane callback tbh

[Paz @TheRealQuenny]

Keyes... Jacob.. Captain.. Service Number: 01928-19912-JK

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Many thousands of Costco’s U.S. hourly workers have over $1 million in their 401(k) accounts, per WSJ

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

We need to cherish every moment of this years-long generational run by Jeff 🤣

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

Better start hydrating now, my dudes

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Norway-England World Cup quarterfinal is forecast to be played in 107°F “feels-like” heat — hotter than either country’s all-time recorded air temperature.

[Presidential HTP @HotTakeProphet]

We're keeping Godzilla and King Ghidorah there for... reasons

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

What happens up here

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I don't really care for these arguments for the mob but...

She says this while living in the West... make of that as you will

[Michelle @D162Michele]

As someone who lives in the West, I can say that the West is absolutely, positively NOT better than China!

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Folarin Balogun on Instagram ❤️🎙️

“Soccer in America will only become bigger. The belief, talent and passion is contrails growing and I know the best days are in front of us. The future belongs to those who never stop believing.”

“We will be back. Why not us?”

#USMNT