tich the gambler

darts

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

New Years resolutions:

* learn to bake
* stop doing all the dumb stuff I do sometimes
* swim with sharks
* make very good friends with a shark
* ride a shark
* profusely apologize to my shark friend for only using our friendship to soar through the ocean

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

still have no idea what rhubarb is and I don’t wanna know

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I know Tolkien wasn’t funny because if Tolkien was funny he would have named Sauron “Jim”

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the early bird gets the worm. Sure. But the later bird can still get McDonald’s breakfast as long as it’s still before 10:30

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

there is nothing like that new yacht smell besides that new slightly smaller nice boat (but not quite a yacht) smell

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

see you guys next year

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

skittles should have 100 flavors like jelly bellies and/or monster energy drinks

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

does this make me a big scaredy cat who goes through life walking on egg shells? sure. But I rarely get punched

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

scared to say anything about Joe Rogan because he does MMA for fun and hunts big animals and such. it’s a general rule of mine to not become rivals with dudes who can beat me up. So I’m pretty much friends with everyone besides Timothee Chalamet (who can kick rocks)

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

see you guys next year

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

if you told me in 2004 the fear factor dude would be having a mega controversy in 2022 involving his podcast and Spotify I would be confused because why would you be talking to 12 year old me after traveling back in time

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

my vegan homies lemme know how your pepitas were

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

I better see my true vegans eating their Jack o lanterns after spooky szn. Don’t waste any part of the pumpkin

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

can’t imagine how it felt being the dude in the office who never gets laughs firing off the “see you next millennium “joke” back in ‘99. he had to be FLYIN

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

see you guys next year

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

My friend just text me that he got engaged and I was like geez just post about it on ig like a normal person

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

metaverse? talk to me when we get a yankeeaverse. gonna go eat a bagel. BING BONG

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

@LordoftheSquad only option here involving roller coasters 🤷🤷🤷

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

all I want for Christmas is everything on my wish list and maybe a few surprises

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

It seems like you're either going to outer space or you're doing pretty badly. Not a lotta middle ground.

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

hallmark is gonna see this and put the lady from full house and the lady from mean girls in the same movie and it’s gonna be hallmark: the avengers

[tich the gambler @HotTakeTich]

marvel movies are just hallmark for nerds