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Causing minor inconveniences online

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@re3nu_ molyyyyyy

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Step 3: Needle in. The needle is way bigger than a normal donation one. About 50 minutes of sitting still while the machine takes blood every few seconds, keeps the platelets and sends the rest back. I have to keep squeezing the thing they give me while the blood is being drawn

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Step 2: Blood tests are back and everything looks good. Going in for the donation tonight.

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Step 4: Donation no 6 done. Arm’s sore, the needle coming out hurts almost as much as it going in, feeling slightly dizzy and my lips are numb. Standard post platelet donation experience.

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Step 3: Needle in. The needle is way bigger than a normal donation one. About 50 minutes of sitting still while the machine takes blood every few seconds, keeps the platelets and sends the rest back. I have to keep squeezing the thing they give me while the blood is being drawn

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,then stop squeezing when it’s flowing back in.

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Step 2: Blood tests are back and everything looks good. Going in for the donation tonight.

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Step 1: screening. Blood tests done. If all goes well this will be donation no. 6

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wanted to pick McGregor but it’s hard to ignore how long he’s been away. going with Holloway tonight. #UFC329

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been drinking this every day in this heat. soak tukh malanga (basil seeds) + gond katira (tragacanth gum) overnight. In the morning, add them to a glass of water with electrolytes. feels like someone switched the ac on inside me. highly recommend giving it a try.

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@re3nu_ ap ho rathore

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the greatest mango ever created = anwar ratol

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Mbappe might have a future in lollywood

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@re3nu_ inshallah 🇲🇦

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no electricity , thankgod i charged the laptop, really hoping Morocco pulls this off. yalla!

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hope Morocco wins tonight. can’t lie though, seeing an officiating crew that’s almost entirely Argentinian has me a bit worried. hopefully it’s a fair game and the football does the talking

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hope Morocco wins tonight. can’t lie though, seeing an officiating crew that’s almost entirely Argentinian has me a bit worried. hopefully it’s a fair game and the football does the talking

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@bsaiseyhi jazakallah khair! thankyou so much. a lot of people don’t know about platelet donation, so im just trying to raise awareness and inspire more people to donate and help those in need

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Step 1: screening. Blood tests done. If all goes well this will be donation no. 6

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my platelets are apparently so precious that shaukat khanum keeps calling me back to donate more

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@re3nu_ ameen, jazakallah khair 🤍

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call me weird but i use songs to track time. like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

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charaghon ko ankho mei mehfooz rakhna
bari door tak raat hi raat hogi
musafir hain hum bhi musafir ho tum bhi
kisi mor par phir mulakaat hogi
-Bashir Badr

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finally lost my block virginity on twt and i have absolutely no idea what i did 😭

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the jog jog is all fun and games until your knee starts acting up. being 6’7 has its downsides.

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just got back from a 9km jog