Gerard Maldini Martin (Fan)

Satirical Barça propaganda. Hot takes, memes, and football chaos.

[Gerard Maldini Martin (Fan) @HotTakesNou]

@BHKslams Yo don’t let this epsteine pedo near my country

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@tekkersfoot The day Ronaldo retires is the start of golden age for Portuguese national team.

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@TouchlineX Ayo wtf is goals and speed😭 is it a new criteria???

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@FabrizioRomano Yo bench warmer, you had zero impact in wc, so stfu

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@ManagingBarca @orioldomenech Yeah that didn’t age well

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@ManagingBarca @orioldomenech Nah his agents are using barca to get a move to Madrid, textbook move

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@EgyptNT_EN Want him to tear both his ACL soon🤞🏼

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@Kannanz0711 Lord Ram chose Monkeys over these people, you probably know the reason why

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@ReshadRahman Cooked turtle 😭

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@TouchlineX Ballondor 👏🏽

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@TouchlineX How foolish would they be, Messi finished 5th having better season compared turtle’s last season

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@PSGINT_ Your players can’t play 3 games straight stfu, moment these players move away from PSG they’ll spend their days in hospital than playing.

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@gunner4s @TouchlineX Spain were able to do what they do best because of Lamine, but i wouldn’t expect Arsenal fan to know the ball

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Yeah we’re eating good this season

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@TouchlineX Ain’t no fucking way this turtle is winning the Ballon d’Or 😭 bro won the Golden Ball off a pointless 3rd-place game. Without that, he’d literally be walking away with NOTHING.

And before anyone starts crying, the last time Messi pulled some shit like this he finished 5th 💀

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@KalshiFC @3166WR Buld got his face fixed but not his behaviors

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@SauravDassss @SauravDassss yo How how could you be so confidently dumb😭

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Went from talking about signing Kane, Alvarez & osimhen to some random mid striker. FC Barcelona in a nutshell

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@BarcaUniversal Do any of you guys have link?

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@As_TomasRoncero Hope karma pays you visit soon, when it does it ain’t gonna be so sweet.