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What?

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What’s your best memory regarding your NFL team?

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@UMichFootball @umichmedicine Just heard that they will be giving all fans Buffs at the game tonight!

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@OldRowSports Not a good look for the @mikegolicjr doppelgänger

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@netw3rk The real complaint I have with LOTRs is why’d you have to go and name your two bad guys the same thing!?!

Sauron & Saruman, like really.

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@netw3rk I love how people complain about changing something that is already literally make-believe…

I’m sure I’m the books it never mentioned that the dragon sounds like Sherlock Holmes, yet here we are.

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@WTRF7News Good news a gasoline powered car has never ever ran out of Fuel on a journey.

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@BarstoolBigCat I’m just not looking forward to some very mid coaches being called elite bc they brought their 3-4 loss SEC team to a CFB playoff

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@kayleighmcenany Truth hurts.

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@clayharbs82 Tired: claiming a 1000 yard WR is “just a 5th rd pick”

Wired: comparing a 1000 yard WR to Tom Brady

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@NFL Isaiah Likely! And I swear I’m not just saying that bc I accidentally drafted him in fantasy

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@MySportsUpdate Quaid?

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@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf Thanks but no thanks… ill take my dads clubs that look like Bagger Vance’s rejects and a pocket full of Noodle golf balls. And then I’ll have a mental breakdown on the 4th hole like a real man!

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@minakimes Didn’t we do this with the eagles like 10 years ago?

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@NFLonCBS Qualifier: Most impressive (that went against actual starters)

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@ShannonSharpe Jeezus man, this is so sad… they need to just give up on Trump, it’s like that person that’s in an abusive relationship but won’t end it… it’s over guys, move on, find someone else to worship…

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@Paul98446080 @Teddy57912767 @RepSwalwell Okay. Biden should be held accountable. All protestors that vandalize and protest violently should be held accountable.

You don’t have this “gotcha” take you think you do.

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@HouseStark427 @Teddy57912767 @RepSwalwell Good, when there’s actually one we’ll give you a call, until then we are gonna follow all the other rules in the Constitution

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@NFL @aidanhutch97 @nflnetwork Haters out here..

Tackle for a loss, multiple QB hurries, forced a hold, every run play was run away from him or he was legit doubled…1 drive of work

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@SarahSpain That’s the same thing I say after every thanksgiving dinner…

I’ll see myself out