Brendan Ray

I'm Brendan.

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

Kyle Lowry #NBAVote

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DeMar DeRozan #NBAVote

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Blue Meth: why you gotta ruin Skylar White's life n' shit.

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

Pineapples: why you so pointy and sharp for a delicious tropical fruit?

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

Dads: you look terrible in your Tilley hat and socks and sandals.

[All-geo @Geoblogfeed]

"Head Smashed In"... um, sounds like a great place to visit... | Geotripper http://t.co/8YNWKSsnr9

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

@RSME22 did you mean "gets"?

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

@RSME22 @soonias As a general rule read more than the first two lines of the first article that comes up when you google something.

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

@RSME22 @JDevs7 @jfest2 as previously stated #NationalPancakeDay

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

@jfest2 I can't speak for @RSME22 but I am at chubby. #NationalPancakeDay

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

"@UCRex: @Hotbodyray Looked like you were ready to go climb a mountain today #bigenoughbackpack" see you this weekend!!

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

One beer per quarter is too many at an @NLLRoughnecks game.

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

If the @NLLRoughnecks win it will be kisses for everyone. Especially @jasonbosma and @martyparrrty. #nllroughnecks #kisses

[Michael Babcock @Babtizz]

My Christmas wish this year might be that my kids would learn you can only trust a fart 60% of the time every time.

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

If you really love pictures of drunk people, feet, and floors follow me on instagram!

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

Just downloaded the new R Kelly album "Black Panties". Can't wait to get perverted. #pee

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

My professor just said "blue balls" in class and I had to leave because I was laughing too hard.

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

@jasonbosma @Dub_City I will be celebrating with a surprise #manlipskiss for each of you.

[Brendan Ray @Hotbodyray]

Hi my name is Brendan, I'll be your server tonight. I got black out drunk last night so don't make any loud noises or sudden movements.