heath’s evil twin

the sound yoshi makes when he swallows an enemy

[heath’s evil twin @Hotdogheath]

Beautiful golden hour freckles

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Zach Pippin @zachpippin]

Publix has occupied that building 5 times longer than the Confederacy existed

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[Mark @markaprovost]

His mom bought a $15k jacket every year and he's lecturing you for buying a $25 lunch.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Older animation is always more appealing to me because they were aware that they were animating a cartoon. Now, they're so obsessed with hyperrealism. No, I don't need to see the character's individual eyelashes or their pulse; just make it look like a well-made cartoon.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!

[onion person @CantEverDie]

genuinely perfect representation of the american mind. if you ignore the atrocities committed by your leaders they just don’t exist

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

Sometimes I'm starting to feel like one of the last remaining humans in the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

nobody in 1975 needed a budget app, a financial coach, and a side hustle to afford a two bedroom apartment. this isn’t a personal finance problem. it’s a wage theft problem.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Immediately cutting communication with his best friend of 20+ years after learning of his sexual offenses……..denouncing Isr*el…….rolling a joint in less than 5 secs……..you aight white boy.

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

THIS is propaganda btw. Be able to recognize it when you see it.

[ً @wynrosei]

It's fucking wild we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimonies of 1000 women.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Do not upload pictures of your kids to these AI models for fuck sake

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

You might think what’s happening in Kansas doesn’t affect you because you’re not trans, but the same government telling us you need ID to vote, is showing us how easy it is for them to take our ID. Wake up.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

for those keeping track at home the executive branch and the judicial branch are supposed to operate independently in a functional democracy

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Okay see this is how Confederate statues should be treated

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

I'm just going to start believing every conspiracy about them at the same time.

"Erika Kirk is JD Vance in a wig and he's having an affair with himself and got himself pregnant."

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Oh so that just... worked?

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH BAD BUNNY ATE THIS SO FCKING BAD LIKE THIS IS JUST BEAUTIFUL😭🥹https://t.co/1QcJyJqlnK

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

Do this everywhere. They should be shamed, followed, mocked and made to regret they ever masked up for fascism. No redemption. No accommodation. Just permanent humiliation for their life choices.