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#307 | 11B1P | Oath never expired | My ancestors were literal pirates | hillbilly mountain #goober | Chaotic Good

[Hotel3_ @Hotel3_]

Them: And what price are you willing to pay for your precious Freedom?

Us: Everything.

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[Hotel3_ @Hotel3_]

@chillcryptworld She'll forget it by morning.

[Cowboy State Daily @daily_cowboy]

Known for uranium and then near-abandonment, Jeffrey City is getting a second look from a Canadian geologist who says new science — and evolving markets — could turn Wyoming’s deposits of jade into a new industry for the tiny almost-ghost town.

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[The White House @WhiteHouse]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? 🇺🇸

[Hotel3_ @Hotel3_]

If you know, ... Have a great and beautiful Fourth, brother/sister. You earned it.

[Dan Franck 🇻🇦🇺🇲🪖🎲 @GrampsToolshed]

Happy #America250 !!!!
This is gonna be a helluva day!!!!
❤🇺🇲❤🇺🇲❤🇺🇲❤🇺🇲❤🇺🇲❤🇺🇲

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

America turns 250 today.

Let me read back the resume.

We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing.

By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre.

We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country.

We strung a railroad across the entire thing.

We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat.

Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable.

You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai.

Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out.

We split the atom.

We put men on the moon in 1969.

Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not.

We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it.

We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth.

We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up.

We flew a helicopter on Mars.

We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising.

We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza.

Priorities.

We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them.

Baseball, basketball, and football.

Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections.

The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway.

And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it.

Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games.

If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again.

We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys.

You are welcome for the suspense.

And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people.

Not every chapter was clean.

We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building.

That is the whole trick.

Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map.

Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king.

Happy birthday, America.

🦋

[Lordmatteus @Lordmatteus2312]

My feed is filled with great memes and patriotic quotes. 🇺🇸 I'm not doom scrolling today. I'm freedom maxing.

[Dan Franck 🇻🇦🇺🇲🪖🎲 @GrampsToolshed]

#PatriotBikiniMonth is my new favorite!!! 😍❤🔥😍❤🔥💯👍

[Hotel3_ @Hotel3_]

@VengerSatanis Happy 4th, man!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Toss the darts, treat the wounded, tally the points. Repeat until only one child remains.

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@BuckWilde_ But where's Carl?

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@Cerulean_Rex

[Hotel3_ @Hotel3_]

AI is a much smaller threat to anyone's job than HR is.

[SplashDamage ᚻ 🇺🇸 @SplashDamage1]

@DnDOnTap :D

[Dan Franck 🇻🇦🇺🇲🪖🎲 @GrampsToolshed]

Geez........ 🤣🤣🤣

[Hotel3_ @Hotel3_]

It's not suicidal empathy, it's homicidal narcissism.

[Katie Daviscourt 📸 @KatieDaviscourt]

Fully nude bicyclists participated in the Seattle Pride parade, riding past children with their exposed genitalia.