Hotel Wakanda

A beautiful resort funded entirely by fictional money

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

Welp. Fuck Elon Musk, his Twitter, and the billionaire class. I guess y'all mfs are for sale. Shuckin and jiving for table scraps.

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

@kossg_3

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

What's really crazy to me is the EXACT same humans who:

-staged a coup attempt in 2020
-already plan to challenge the legitimacy of the current election
-are lighting ballot boxes on fire
-openly idolize dictators

Claim the opposite side will end democracy. 🤔

#ElectionDay

[sim @simscircuit]

"Lewis Hamilton is a better F1 driver than Senna and Schumacher as he is a ‘clean’ racer", when Murray Walker weighed in on the GOAT debate :

"Well, people say to me, 'Who is the greatest?', and I always say, 'Look, I think it's impossible to say, because the drivers and the circuits and the cars were different'.

"I used to say Fangio. I think I'm going to have to say very shortly Lewis Hamilton, because if you look at it in terms of statistics, he's already got more poles than Schumacher."

"He's got at least three years in him if he doesn't hurt himself or leave Mercedes for some reason or they decide to stop, in which case he's got at least another three championships ahead of him, so statistically he will become the greatest.

"But he's also in my opinion - and this is very contentious indeed - better than either Schumacher or Senna because both of them, Schumacher and Senna, adopted at various times in their career highly debatable driving tactics."

"Like Schumacher stopping deliberately at Monaco to prevent Fernando Alonso getting pole position, like Schumacher colliding with Jacques Villeneuve at Jerez in 1997, like Senna with Alain Prost in 1990 in Japan, and Lewis Hamilton has never been anything like that."

"He's always driven as clean as a whistle. He's an extremely nice, gigantically talented driver, and I don't think we've ever seen anybody like him before."

#F1

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

But wait. I was told that Jeff Bezos, the 2nd richest man in America worth $211 billion, had no say in the editorial decisions of the Washington Post when it ran 16 negative Bernie Sanders headlines in 16 hours during his run for President in 2016. This can't possibly be true.

[A.J. FRANCI$ 🤌🏽💰💰💰 @AJFrancis410]

You mean other than the fact that she didn’t incite a riot trying to overthrow our government, didn’t start her first campaign by saying Mexicans are “rapists and murderers” didn’t take a full page ad out in the Newspaper fighting for the death penalty for 5 innocent black men, didn’t get sued for racial discrimination of housing tenants, didn’t get found guilty of 20+ felonies, didn’t admit to sexual assault on tape, didn’t make fun of a mentally disabled person, didn’t openly fight to repeal Roe v Wade, didn’t accuse Obama of being from Kenya, and all around isn’t a shitty human being?

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

@elonmusk Do you think maybe....

Just MAYBE the birth rate declines because...

people of the appropriate age to be biologically fertile can't afford to have children, and don't have a path to the long-term stability child rearing requires?

Nah couldn't be, right?

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

@halaljew *Drink that has been a part of a culture for 1000s of years*
*dessert that has been part of a culture for 1000s of years*
*Combined to make a modern product*

White people:

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

@Eric_Erins This 😮‍💨

And for the record, that was the exact day I decided to leave Chicago.

Best decision I ever made.

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

@Jaybefaunt And trump is? What kinda 🤡 mess is that?

This gotta be a russian bot account.

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

@elonmusk Perhaps the problem is that so much wealth is concentrated in the stratosphere of our population that the people who would normally be very healthy and happy to have children are instead struggling to survive themselves.

TL:DR - BABIES?! In this economy?!

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Jesus Christ.

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

Qb1 really said 🤮

[ρꫝꪮꪀ ✭ @HflPhon]

good morning.

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

@JonWeimer @ManMonsuta @FBGreatMoments Anyone would go 10-28 as a starter with the squads and coaching they rolled out for him. Surprised we didnt lose a 1st round pick for tanking.

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

@433_marc @Bacayr74 Due to the laws of physics even a tree trunk will flex when hundreds of pounds of load are applied to the right point.

Also due to the laws of physics when you make something very stiff you also make it very brittle.

Also these rules have been in place since 2012.

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

There's nothing funnier than the group calling every sensible social policy 'Communist' being bought and paid for by the literal RED ARMY.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

YOU NEED TO SEE THIS.

It’s not just bots—Russia is paying influencers big bucks to boost Trump’s candidacy and we are the mark. You might have even read fake articles that were made to look legit.

This Russian PSYOP is so much bigger than Tim Pool.
🧵

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So, who here agrees that Republicans are pretty much a wholly owned subsidiary of Putin’s Russia?

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

Harvard level scholars.

Also naive dumbasses 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Congratulations, you played yourself.

[Hotel Wakanda @HotelWakanda]

Venmo when your $#!£ is negative:
🤷‍♂️

Chase Bank when your $#!£ negative:
-$34.00 overdraft fee
-$9.99 monthly minimum balance fee
-$34.95 reversed payment fee
-$19.00 broke a$$ n!€€@ fee
-$14.99 Netflix recurring charge
-$34.00 you ain't learned yo lesson?! fee

[Luke Goldstein @lukewgoldstein]

Over a third of GenZ and Millenials are using "peer to peer" fintech, digital banks -- PayPal, Venmo, Cash app, Zelle etc. -- as their primary checking account provider. That's nearly a trillion dollars in total of completely uninsured deposits.