Front Desk Clerk

I have worked at the front desk of 4 different hotels in the last 15 years. Here I will share the dumb things people do and say.

[Disney Dreamlight Valley @DisneyDLV]

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[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

@shirtpunch is giving away a PlayStation 5 and I want to #win it. Help me out: https://t.co/roPhvRaBR5

[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

@NintendoCanada sitting with the Zelda Ocarina of Time guide book on my lap helping my brother beat the game with every secret. #NintendoDad #NintendoContest

[ThinkGeek @thinkgeek]

Introducing ThinkGeek's new limited-run mystery box of geeky surprises delivered to your door each month! https://t.co/ZTF9dwmwRY

[Night Audit Nonsense @NightAuditNonse]

Crazy lady filed a complaint against me because I wouldn't lower our rate from 119 to 60.

[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

Label your unvaccinated child before it comes in my lobby and spreads it's germs everywhere I have a #righttoknow #kidslicktheweirdestthings

[Josh Nevarez @Joshhootenany]

@Hotelnonsense I can't understand why ppl ask what are rates WERE after I've told them we're sold out. Are you gonna book a room yesterday?

[Gamnesia @TheGamnesia]

Did you miss the #Pokemon20 #3DS bundle? We’re giving one away FOR FREE! Enter here: https://t.co/9ewfhOPMpL

[Josh Nevarez @Joshhootenany]

@Hotelnonsense that feeling you get when you kick your shifts ass... And then your co-worker calls in saying they're gonna be late 😡😡😡😡

[Josh Nevarez @Joshhootenany]

@Hotelnonsense Me:Early check in is $30 sir or ma'am / Guest:Well my local time it's past 3pm / Me: Yeah well we're not in YOUR city are we?

[Josh Nevarez @Joshhootenany]

@Hotelnonsense @Lifeofahotelier @NightAuditNonse happy thanksgiving ya'll! Gonna work PM and possibly ruin a few family thanksgiving's today

[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

@BLU_Products emailed 2 days ago....no response....waiting.....
#customerservice? #Microsoftwonthelpeither

[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

@BLU_Products no, your website seemed broken....# please?

[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

@BLU_Products I have a BLU HD LTE....it is acting a fool.....no one will help....why is that?

[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

@Microsoft how come none of your support lines will help me with my Blu HD LTE.....its 3 months old and the battery is acting a fool....

[Alexis @lexi_walters]

No lady my housekeepers did not throw away your electric skillet... @Hotelnonsense @HotelRants

[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

@Joshhootenany what's a "lunch break"? #seriously #24/7/365 #onlyonehere #barelyallowedtopee

[Front Desk Clerk @Hotelnonsense]

So what unfortunate souls are working a 9 hour shift next Saturday/time change/Halloween/night from hell? #3rdshift #midnights #24/7 #fml

[Josh Nevarez @Joshhootenany]

@NightAuditNonse @Hotelnonsense That feeling you have when you get a call from the new guy at 3 a.m. cuz y'know he needs help...oy...

[Josh Nevarez @Joshhootenany]

@NightAuditNonse @Hotelnonsense @Lifeofahotelier seriously?NO one noticed this all day? Lol I'm leaving it like this