— 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 𝙍𝙖𝙢𝙨𝙖𝙮 ( Parody )

Swearing Is Industry Language. You've Got To Be Boisterous To Get Results. #HotelHell 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄 🔞 |FRE/ENG| #SacredSpirit | Parody ⚠️

[— 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 𝙍𝙖𝙢𝙨𝙖𝙮 ( Parody ) @HotelsNightmare]

“ 𝐈'𝐦 𝐆𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐚𝐲, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞. 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈'𝐦 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞. ”

Aged 46
British Chef, Restaurateur, Author & Television Personality
A Man With A Very, Very Strong Character
Hotel Hell / Hell's Kitchen USA / Hell's Kitchen UK

[— 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 𝙍𝙖𝙢𝙨𝙖𝙮 ( Parody ) @HotelsNightmare]

• Literate & Descriptive Portrayal
↳ Paragraphs / Multi-Paragraphs

• Canon & Mostly AU Portrayal
↳ Can be Adapted To Fit Into Every Fandoms

• Writer Is +21 ( 30 )

• DMs Always Open ( No Rush To Get A Reply )

• Straight ( Multi-Ships Or Single-Ship, No Minors )

[— 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 𝙍𝙖𝙢𝙨𝙖𝙮 ( Parody ) @HotelsNightmare]

𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡

♡ for a GIF Starter

♡ + ↺ for a DM to Plot

♡ + 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 (The Kind of Storyline You Want) for a Special Storyline With Gordon (Romance, Enemies, etc...)

DMs Always Open
LEWD in DMs

𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙏𝙤 𝙎𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙

[— 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙹𝚊𝚊𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚗 (Parody) @LegacyLives0n]

𝘑𝘢𝘢𝘧𝘢𝘳 "𝘑" 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘢𝘩 𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯

Actor And Singer
From Los Angeles, California
Michael Jackson's Nephew
Member Of A Big, Legendary Family
Son Of Jermaine Jackson And Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Aged 29
Starring In The Biographical Film 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 ( 2026 )

[𝕽𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕴𝖗𝖜𝖎𝖓 (Parody) @CarryTheLegacy]

🐊

Robert “ Rob ” Clarence Irwin
Aged 22
The Only Son Of Steve & Terri Irwin
Bindi's Younger Brother
From Buderim, Queensland, Australia
Conservationist, Zookeeper, Wildlife Photographer, Television Presenter
DWTS Winner
Manager Of The Australia Zoo In Beerwah, Queensland

[𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖓 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖍 ( Parody ) @WalkingInAFire]

𝘐 𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘚𝘦𝘵 𝘖𝘯 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘉𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘯𝘦.

Sheriff's Deputy For The Beacon County Sheriff's Department
Former EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Specialized In Bombs And Explosive Materials
Aged 26
The One With Flames Into His Gaze
A Hellhound

[𝓐𝓻𝓷𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷𝓼𝓸𝓷 (Parody) @ThatWasTheDevil]

𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.

Arne Cheyenne Johnson
Aged 23
From Brookfield, Connecticut
Working As A Landscaper
A Protective And Courageous Man

[— 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 𝙍𝙖𝙢𝙨𝙖𝙮 ( Parody ) @HotelsNightmare]

@SUCCUBICUTIE I am 𝘯𝘰𝘵 old. I am experienced and wise, there's a major difference there.

[— 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 𝙍𝙖𝙢𝙨𝙖𝙮 ( Parody ) @HotelsNightmare]

He doesn't want to leave his bed.