Michelle Tramutola

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

@bremcgee84 @jenelleybellyyy Omg! I just logged in for the first time in a year. Great notification to start!!

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

@ryanmfann @CharlesSchwab @Forbes @business @BW @businessinsider I was terrified when I didn’t see my checking. Glad it’s not just me. But also hate that there’s no communication at all.

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

I keep seeing the advertisement for the app Albert on my insta feed. The app notifies you on your stupid financial decisions via text from Albert. I personally think they should’ve used Nance’s name instead of Albert. Most likely would spend $ still, but I’d feel badly about it.

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

My boss told me I should start looking for a sugar daddy, so I don’t have to pay rent anymore. Little does he know that Nance has been engraving this notion into my head since kindergarten. #itsliketheyarebestfriends

[ESPN @espn]

That moment when the U.S. wins its first Olympic curling gold medal. #PhotoOfTheNight

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

After 30 mins of watching figure skating with no jumps, I finally realized it wasn’t figure skating it was ice dancing, wth is this? Has this always been a thing? I need answers. I just don’t understand.....

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

@bewadowni Haha that’s what I’m saying

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

@B_K_elly Idk I think I might be.....

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

@bremcgee84 Back at you babe 😂😘😘

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

I was kinda upset this morning when bae didn’t make me a collage on social media, then remembered wine sometimes struggles with technology. It’s okay we will celebrate v-day together tonight don’t worry.🍷🍇🍾🥂

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Shaun White has come in clutch since day one #Olympics

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

I think when @chloekimsnow is competing is the only time she’s not eating and that Is the most respectable quality ever. #yougoldgirl

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

Me: mom guess what news I got today?
Nance: what?
Me: my boss is taking me to Greece this summer.
Nance: oh good, I thought you were gonna tell me you were pregnant....

K thanks for your support mother.....

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

Not that I needed another reason to hermit in my apartment & watch the olympics for the next week, but I got one. @Lesdoggg is back to do the official Olympic commentary for NBC! #hellyeah #USA #olympics2018

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

My phone finally updated Snapchat & now I understand why everyone was complaining. No one deserves this update, well maybe Trump & Larry Nassar, but everyone else is undeserving#thisisterrible

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

@EdWeirdKnows Hahaha glad I could help

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

Things I strongly dislike:
-Home Depot
-Car dealerships
-Megyn Kelly’s talk show
-My neighbor, who practices poorly playing the drums @9:45 pm on a Wednesday. I tweet about this mans lack there of of skill regularly, why doesn’t he get better or stop! #PleaseStop

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

Me:what did we do in a world w/o memes?
@KellBell1522: idk talk to each other.....#whatasadworlditwas

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

@elonmusk is my favorite human on twitter.

[Michelle Tramutola @HotmessMiche]

Nance has been nagging me for a month to update my LinkedIn profile & add my new job details. “Michelle you need to be more professional.” Today I get a congrats message from my mother on LinkedIn saying “woohoo.” #professionalafnance