Hotshot Canary says Hillary was our real president
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The Mayor of Lawrence, Kansas addresses the media this morning wearing an #Algeria team scarf. Says Algeria fans have brought warmth and excitement to Lawrence and they have embraced each other. @kmbc
For many Europeans visiting the U.S., seeing the iconic yellow school buses for the first time feels like stepping into a movie scene. Something so familiar from American culture suddenly becomes real right in front of them.
It’s interesting how everyday things can become exciting discoveries when viewed from another perspective. A simple school bus represents a piece of daily life, history, and tradition that many people have only seen on screens.
Travel allows us to appreciate the little details we often overlook. Who would have thought a yellow bus could become one of the most memorable parts of someone’s trip?
USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.
I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.
In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.
"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.
"Honey, that's what it looks like."
The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."
I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.
I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.
It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.
"Well?" the waitress asked.
"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."
"Everybody does, hon."
Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.
Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.
I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.
It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.
BOMBSHELL: For the first time, we now know that Vice President Vance has been deeply involved in Epstein strategy and this White House cover-up.
He and top Admin officials have been using the situation room to meet. It’s time to talk to the VP.
There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.
I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?
Hunter Biden to Molly Jong-Fast: you know who didn't call for my dad to drop out? Black Caucus didn't call for my dad to drop out. Hispanic Caucus didn't call for him to drop out. And you know why? Because none of them are part of the club.
So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.
Y'all are so stupid, Obama won the presidency TWICE, with greater than 50% of the vote each time.
Mamdani just barely reach 50%, in a sapphire blue city.
Pretty weird that Ghislaine Maxwell is currently serving 20 years for her involvement in a sex trafficking operation that was all in service to one man and no other clients and that man is now dead and he was a close friend of Trump for 15 years but Trump is actively trying to block Maxwell's SCOTUS appeal and the whole thing is somehow a Democratic hoax but the entire Republican Party, including Trump, was somehow tricked by Democrats into campaigning for transparency and pledging to release the files on the operation and his attorney general said the client list is on her desk and under review just a few months ago and somehow Trump has no interest in releasing the files to clear his own name and the Republican Party have collectively decided to forget they've spent the past six years raising a ruckus over this very thing but House Republicans just unanimously voted against releasing them, except for the nine House Republicans who curiously declined to vote and refuse to offer a credible explanation for that decision.
Pretty weird.
Manhattan Democratic Congressional Reps. Dan Goldman and Jerry Nadler were refused entry to ICE detention areas inside 26 Federal Plaza, despite rules laid out by Congress allowing members to conduct unannounced visits for oversight purposes.
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