Johnny Storm

❝I put the fantastic in the Fantastic 4. Fair warning, ladies; my daughter's always gonna be my #1 girl.❞

My brother-in-law @GeniusStretch is a noodle.

[Johnny Storm @HotstuffStorm]

JOHNNY STORM
🔥 Rebooting
🔥 Single dad of lovely little girl Aidan
🔥 Simultaneously the hottest and coolest member of the Fantastic 4
🔥Bi, may ship with chem

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@OfSarcasmGenius Johnny grinned, open and bright. "Yeah?" Best news he's heard all day, "It's been a while so I might be rusty, but get ready for me to woo the hell outta you."

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@OfSarcasmGenius Oop. "I wouldn't say no to a date with somebody as great as you," he answers, "But if you prefer things how they are, I'm alright with that too."

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@OfSarcasmGenius "Look at that," Johnny joked, "Already got myself a second date."

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@CptSpangles Sadly I had to steal back the tutu- Apparently she's more interested in eating it than wearing it.

But the Spidey onsie that came with it is still a 10/10

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Me? Buying every adorable little Fantastic Four or Spider-Man themed piece of infant clothing I lay my eyes on? That may be so.

Can you blame me?

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@verbosejensen Of you want to experience firsthand I can pencil you in for babysitting, say eight years from now.

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Aidan when I put her into her state of the art $200 playpen instead of letting her play with the power socket

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@verbosejensen I'm enjoying this age while it lasts; my sister says the middleschool years are going to be the worst.

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@verbosejensen Aw. How old is she now, if you don't mind me asking.

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@OfSarcasmGenius "Maybe you can come hang out at my place sometime and I'll generously share some with you. You know, for the sake of science."

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@verbosejensen Heh. I got her the one with a space-themed mobile. She's gonna be a little astronaut.

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@verbosejensen I think of the playpen as an investment- it's not flammable, which is a surprisingly difficult quality to find in children's toys.

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Ah yes, the good 'ol days. Who could forget such fond memories as Ben having hair, Sue during the 80s, and that time Rogue punched me in the throat after I offered to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

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I've found that it's best to break the news in a lighthearted way

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@OfSarcasmGenius Johnny couldn't help but laugh, "What, in the spirit of adventure? It's watered down as hell but go for it."

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@OfSarcasmGenius //*they

oof

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@OfSarcasmGenius "Here's hoping," he said, raising his beer to that. He took a sip and grinned. "See, you get the good stuff. Lightyears better than the watered down cheap stuff the sell at the party store across from my building."

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@OfSarcasmGenius "Just the one little girl," he answered, "Her mom's kinda not in the picture anymore. It was unexpected and she...she never wanted kids." Johnny shrugged. "Aidan was born, though, and she's just so amazing, y'know? I wouldn't change anything."

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@OfSarcasmGenius 》my niece and nephew were born that I had a real reason to fight. And then...Well. My kid's a pretty good reason to stay on the good path...."

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@OfSarcasmGenius Johnny smiled warmly. "I think you're doing great. Saving the world, investing in clean energy. The kinda stuff most people talk big about doing but never actually do. Me? I did my fair share of saving. But..." he shrugged, "I donno. I liked the thrill. The glory. Wasn't until》