Hou_Yi

Defender of the Earth. Ex fan of peaches. (Just Married)

(Parody Account, not affiliated with Hi-Rez Studios)

[Hou_Yi @HouYiSmite]

Some weird guy in a plumbers outfit was flying around outside today. It's a bit unsettling.

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@BellonaSmite this is why you cant get a man.

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The moon is the brightest thing in the night sky, and my wife is what makes it shine.

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@Changesmite @Gr1mmPatr0n1337 @HelSmite_ I'm just as appalled as you are honey. Mortals these days are disgusting sometimes.

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It can get pretty hot and heavy up on the sun.
Y'know, cause everythings on fire.
Also the gravity is stronger.

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@Changesmite @Smite_Ratatoskr wouldn't be the first time, I've learned my lesson!

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@Changesmite @HeBo_Smite goodnight sweetie

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@HeBo_Smite @Changesmite of course, you're more than welcome anytime

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@HeBo_Smite @Changesmite yep

[He Bo @HeBo_Smite]

GODS DAMN IT FINE HERE I GO

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@MacaulynMartins I don't want to get into that discussion again. I just mop it up while they bicker at eachother.

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@Mirigeddon This captures my inner compassion and heroism very well, I'm impressed!

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Nobody panic about the #SuperBloodMoon, Chang'e just spilled Hawaiian Punch everywhere...again. We're cleaning it up now.

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@SunWukongSmite @XingTianSmite_ @HeBo_Smite @Changesmite well I'm kind of stuck here, it's a long way down...

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@SunWukongSmite @XingTianSmite_ @HeBo_Smite @Changesmite I'm on the sun...

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@HeBo_Smite @Changesmite anytime, it's always nice to have visitors.

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@Changesmite @HeBo_Smite I'll go get you a drink honey, let you two catch up...

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@HeBo_Smite yeah I figured it has something to do with the enormous amount of radiation.

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@HeBo_Smite ah, that's ok... You know that Chang'e lives on the MOON not the sun, right? She only visits sometimes.