Brian Houle

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@RetroNewsNow I remember these to the point that every Easter I keep expecting Dunkin Donuts will have these and am confused when they don’t

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

Here it is. Everything you never knew you needed to know about Ticketmaster and everything you never wanted to know about buying a ticket to see your favorite band: https://t.co/F2HHlrbcua

Change lives, share this one far and wide.

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

Today I reached the Brimley line. I am the same age as Wilfred Brimley when cocoon reached theaters @BrimleyLine #brimleyline

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@WDWNT Jedi laugh floor

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@tfurlong Glorious or maybe whamtacular.

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@tfurlong @NBCPhiladelphia Come on now I was in -13 weather this morning so I think that makes your temp double mine. I’m not very good at math or a strong swimmer

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@ringer @jowrotethis @Da7e @rejects Hooper

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

Charles Nelson Reilly’s rant about the slights against him on the tonight show from 1977 had me rolling with laughter even today. He’ll never be duplicated #charlesnelsonreilly @pattonoswalt

https://t.co/iEHmYeUIxK

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@tfurlong How fast can you run wearing the carpet washers?

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@tfurlong @EAFIFAesports Try blowing into it. Maybe it will load faster

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@pattonoswalt Over the clown pubes? I’ll never get over the clown pubes #airplane

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

Please add spoiler tags if you talk about Queen Elizabeth II or King Charles III. Those seasons of the Crown have not come out yet #TheCrownNetflix #QueenElizabethII #KingCharleslll

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@LizHackett If the Leopard is agitated after the roller coaster ride, play some King Crimson to calm him, but only from the Greg Lake era.

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

You know what professional football was missing? The sound of mosquitos buzzing in my ears #USFL

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@KyleClark Oh no. You should auction them off for charity instead. Then I could dress up on Halloween and people would ask if I’m Kyle Clark or 1970’s era Johnny Carson.

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@scarlettashley1 I don’t know you personally, but when I think of Josh I always remember when you were laid off. You tweeted that he was at your house that day with alcohol to commiserate. That is when I truly realized the kind of person he was and how he truly cared about people.

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@tfurlong That’s just a typo. The real name is going to be the commodore 64s

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@tfurlong

[Brian Houle @HouleBrian]

@SuburbanMatron So many aspects of my life get bogged down by a recounting of the battle of Waterloo

[Roy Graham @Grayhaem]

Mankind wasn’t meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest will last us through the Dark Months