Houpt

Probably listening to Phil Collins

[Houpt @HouptJoshua]

Please buy our candy and soda, May 1st in the circle drive after school. #ad #sponsored

[Houpt @HouptJoshua]

@HarleyNaugle Bears had no confidence

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

38-year-old Case Keenum vs the Eagles

[NFL @NFL]

COMMANDERS PICK-6 🚨

@SEAvsWAS on FOX/FOX One
Stream on @NFLPlus

[NFL @NFL]

Scary TD extends the Commanders lead 🗣️

@SEAvsWAS on FOX/FOX One
Stream on @NFLPlus

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

TERRY McLAURIN. HIM.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

good to have ya back, Taylor 🥹

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Commanders QB Jayden Daniels will not be placed on IR, per me and @AdamSchefter.

After imaging was evaluated and multiple specialists were consulted this week, the consensus is Daniels is week-to-week and both WAS and Daniels are aiming for him to return as soon as possible.

[MLB @MLB]

PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG HAS A 40/40 SEASON!

[MadHatter LJ 🎩🐷 @MadHatter_LJ]

Commanders DB

[MLB @MLB]

Stolen base No. 39!

Pete Crow-Armstrong is just ONE SB away from 40/40 👀

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

How it feels being a Commanders fan in 2026

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

Being older than professional athletes is the first sign that you’re getting old.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Not just special teams.

This is legitimately one of the greatest football plays I’ve ever seen.

It doesn’t get much better than that right there. Every coach in America will be showing this rep to their team this week.

[Scott Abraham @Scott7news]

Dear David Blough,

Can you please get Terry McLaurin more involved.

Zero catches. Not ideal

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

This is an ALL-TIME rep by Commanders S Tyler Owens 🤯

(via @NFL)

[Houpt @HouptJoshua]

@J_Horton21 Better not see you licking your lips when I visit you dude

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

One of the greatest running backs of all time

Super Bowl XVII MVP and our franchise's leading rusher will have his No. 44 retired on Nov. 8 vs. the Rams

[NFL @NFL]

Getting scary in year 8 👻

@TheTerry_25 | @Commanders

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Scary Terry… DAWG.

(via @Commanders)

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

Seeing a new Star Wars movie on the big screen will never not be special. I pity you if you’ve become so jaded from outrage grifters on the internet that you can’t enjoy it.