Jokes Every Hour

Hourly Jokes. Laugh your way into a beautiful day.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!

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What's the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories!

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

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What did the Dalmatian say after eating? That hit the spots!

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!

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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar!