Cowan

[Cowan @HousSitter]

Finished the bison burger, drove across the Sedona red rocks with the windows down in a 2007 Toyota, listening to Fleetwood Mac live in the CD player. Maybe a bourbon for dessert. #accidentalbronson

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@GuyDealership Long time reader, first time writer-
Please ask if he has any theories as to why Jordan Love plays significantly better during Toyotathon relative to the rest of the season? And can he please extend Toyotathon thru Super Bowl Sunday for the next few years. Thank you! #GoPackGo

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@Numb1NASCARfan @culvers He’s gotta come to the next Burger of the Month Club, in that outfit.

[Cowan @HousSitter]

Having to rewind to listen to Dean Blandino explain a very technical rule that is almost never called but has a material impact on the game is the peak fan experience.
#Packers #NFL

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@thetradingninja @BeauSydes I just got back from 8 days in Japan. It will never feel like enough but can’t let a short window hold you back from the opportunity. You can see some amazing things in Tokyo and Kyoto in that time.
I studied for a semester in HK and I loved it, but you can do a lot in ~3 days.

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@BallySportWI @Bucks Is your app down again cuz all I’m getting, once again, is “load failed” and “something went wrong”.

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@ppearlman The Precipice is one of the most enjoyable hikes I’ve ever done. Need stable knees, but the trail is very fun. I can’t recommend it enough

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@GuyDealership From back when trucks weren’t just glorified minivans and so rugged they didn’t even bother with a name for the model - ‘94 Toyota pickup under 100k miles

[Cowan @HousSitter]

Bucks 111
Miami 106

[Omar Shaikh @OmarMKE1]

The 1st person to guess the exact score of @Bucks vs @MiamiHEAT today will win a wagyu dinner for 2 at @CarnevorMKE (along with a bottle of "Omar Reserve) plus an hour free with drinks at @3rdStMarketHall Top Golf lounge. You have to RT with Score to win. I say 131 to 115 bucks

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@ClamsAndCockles @timmyscherk

[Cowan @HousSitter]

A gal of the people

[Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord]

Business To Business: Clover co-owner Sissy Butner feels welcome at Gary’s Pet Jungle https://t.co/ryZ0K0WfIv

[Cowan @HousSitter]

Based on this line of thinking, @DufferHawkins would you like me to start introducing you as “one time nfl champ” based on your recent fantasy football title? Amazing

[Abby Vesoulis @abbyvesoulis]

The woman—me—was too stunned to speak.

[Cowan @HousSitter]

“All the birds are shitting the coop”
-Sissy
#

[Ali Griswold @alisongriswold]

E-scooter company Bird trading at $0.24 a share after telling investors on Monday that its financial statements of the past 2.5 years "should no longer be relied upon" and there is "substantial doubt about the Company's ability to continue as a going concern"

🔥🧵

[Cowan @HousSitter]

Not satire

[Kopp's Custard @koppscustard]

To our loyal customers,

[Cowan @HousSitter]

Packers 24 Bears 17

[Omar Shaikh @OmarMKE1]

Feeling generous today so let's do a contest. RT with @packers vs @ChicagoBears score to win a Wagyu dinner for 2 at @CarnevorMKE and a $100 gift card to @3rdStMarketHall. You have to RT w score to win. (Mine Pack 27 to Bears 13). Good luck!!!!

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@DufferHawkins Assault

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@nihilist_bucks

[Cowan @HousSitter]

@ConnorMEwing Come on back to The Good Land my man. The South side is great, you can get a relatively affordable lakefront home, hop on the bike trails to beer gardens and an easy commute to downtown.
Also, Giannis.

[Cowan @HousSitter]

👀 👀

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

A new proposal in California would provide households with a $2.5k tax credit for each person who doesn't have a car (up to $7.5k).

Makes sense. Those who don't drive impose fewer societal costs for roads, health care, parking, and pollution.

https://t.co/z0NjmtVTfs

[Cowan @HousSitter]

This is really remarkable to me. Most citizens want practical, common sense change to come from leadership.
Instead America’s leaders are just gonna focus on helping their rich friend out of a shitty business deal.
They don’t even hide who they answer to anymore.

[Texas Attorney General @TXAG]

Today I’m investigating Twitter for potentially misleading Texans on the number of its “bot” users. I have a duty to protect Texans if Twitter is misrepresenting how many accounts are fake to drive up their revenue.
https://t.co/OZbwdV3pnY