The Best of Cancer House

Let he who is without monky cast the first banana

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Disrespect the cheesecake again and I will rearrange your molecular structure into that of a lettuce you cretin #fall19pbb

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

Hydraulic press channel? thats whay they call my pussy

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

Waking up does not slap

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

Big Rig and the Bleef Crew

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

Yo why are there a bunch of gay goblins in my blood?

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

How many fingers am I tasting?

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

Hair hat

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Float like a butterfly, sting like an orangutang

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

Broke: The Coronavirus
Woke: The Modelo Malaise

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My overalls are bulging

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

F.O.I.L. or die

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

I just like fell out the back of my own brain or something

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

Mr. Peanut is the antichrist

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

I'm gonna shove this dime up your ear

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

Yeah she cute but she uses MatLab instead of Python...

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

I just wanna be like Kurt Cobain except I dont wanna make music

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

ｃｒｙｐｔｏｃｕｍ！

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

I make a capital investment on my gonads. *nae-naes*

[The Best of Cancer House @HouseCancer]

I'm going to use autistic brain-melting abilities to liquefy the next journalism major I see

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I got soccer ball brane