House Dad Chris

Just a house dad and a house dog in a crazy world trying to make ends meet one right at a time. KA --- Pike

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Just beat the fuck out of my dog. Touch me peta

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

@HouseDadChris1 stop trynna be me bro. See you at pike in ten bro. #pikeafnow #peanutbutter!!!!!!

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Oh boy you guys have to meet my dog, he is an irish terrier named owen. I spell it like a dumbass though.... Eighlmnowen. #rightrightright

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

We have a problem in this house..... WEED! Peanut butter!!!!!!

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Dear journal, today was a bady day for house dad chris. One in house gentleman called me a massive dumbass. Peanut butter now!!!!

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

@RyanLochte I've been audited from letting House Dog Chris do my taxes. I need help with making up a story to avoid the fines. #rightright

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Just wokeup to shit burning in front of my door haha gotta love move in day. House dog chris sure loves his peanut butter #allout

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Cant wait to see these pikes shirtless... Time to bulk buy peanut butter

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Boso just took a shit in the middle of the chapter room. Time to get to work with house dog chris.

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Maybe these new guys will motivate Owen and I to work on our abs opposed to stuffing our faces with @SaltyDogUF chicken parm and marbolo's

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Now that KA has run out of peanut butter, I will be taking my talents to Pike.

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

I wish this @MothersPub burger would #brexit my ass. #rightrightright

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Teaching House Dog Chris how to do taxes freed up more time for me to watch brazzers. Unfortunately, now I'm being audited. #rightright

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

This is the most tail I've seen out on Tuesday in a while. Ladies, I'm at the back bar of @SaltyDogUF #itslit #right

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Anybody know where I can pick up some Jif at this hour? House Dog Chris is looking a tad hungry and I'm a tad 😈😈. #choosychrischoosejif

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

@JessePalmerABC dude, you suck

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

@Harveyrolltide what brand of pesticide do you recommend when dealing with weeds? #AskUpdyke #right

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Planning my upcoming trip to Cocoa Beach - staying at International Palms Resort. Get a special room rate on me: http://t.co/axK47aL6lZ

[House Dad Chris @HouseDadChris]

Also Richard Graves can suck my ass. #rightrightright