House Eridanus

House Eridanus, a Noble House Minor of the @RollPlay new Stars Without Number campaign. All posts are fictional, all Taxation Penalties are due and payable.

[Prism Network News @PRISMHeadlines]

The situation on Yakiyah is ripe with confusion and mystery! What is going on with the local populace? A fad? A new yellow fever?

Find out more!

https://t.co/9BlCXkybc8

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

House Eridanus reminds House Fornax that a free man need not run from the Exchequers of Eridanus.

Besides, it was only a milli.

[House Fornax @HouseFornax]

Hey @HouseEridanus, you too slow.

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

@Shatteredtimelo @HumanityRepent @UPC_FREE_RADIO @TrilliantCorp I like that you refer to a broken tap as both well engineered and a commodity: it is neither.

But by all means, keep your broken. Make them the foundation of your society.

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

@HumanityRepent @UPC_FREE_RADIO @TrilliantCorp

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

@HumanityRepent @UPC_FREE_RADIO @TrilliantCorp I believe you are mixing your metaphors. Rain is a multitude of drops.

The river is the watercourse, it’s banks and flow. Whilst a drop my unsettle the surface, the deep water moves through: it’s course unchanged. A few drops can neither flood the banks, nor change the course.

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

@Shatteredtimelo @HumanityRepent @UPC_FREE_RADIO @TrilliantCorp I think you’ve made a very strong case for serfs not being heard. Thank you greatly 🙏

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

The expected Yakiyah productivity report will be published at its usual time with appropriate considerations given to the current labour shortage which House Eridanus is undergoing measures to deal with as found in the mean productivity index available in the core @PRISMHeadlines

[Prism Network News @PRISMHeadlines]

BREAKING NEWS

PNN has confirmed reports of the detonation of a bomb at @14RedDogs Tower. 14 Red Dogs Society and Loyalty Brigade generals believed to be the targets of the bomb. Current death toll low at 200, with only 1200 injured.

https://t.co/ukKdlDY4oi

[Tehuti Lyra Smith Jaden @TehutiLyraSmith]

@HouseCrux if crux really wants to stop fake humans they should arrest everyone at my school

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

@skinnyghost @Judd_of_Kryos @Acrecorporation We originally wanted to announce the “union” on Valentine’s Day, but couldn’t hold in our excitement (and wanted to give other factions plenty of time to respond).

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

House Eridanus reminds citizens of a time, not so long past, when there was one bank, one currency and one empire that stretched for eternity.

Today we take steps to see our sector’s economy repaired: Eridanus reunited in the pursuit of your outstanding taxes.

[Prism Network News @PRISMHeadlines]

BREAKING NEWS

House Eridanus have announced a complete and thorough audit of ACRE, the Agriculture Construction Refinement Enterprise, and are moving forward with re-integrating the corporation back into the Imperial Bank.

Is this the end of conflict in Acheron Rho?

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

.@PRISMHeadlines House Eridanus would like to remind all citizens of Tiber that corporate meddling will not reduce productivity, and under Article 38 Section A Subsection iv, is subject to severe tax penalties. https://t.co/lDDF7pCw6a

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

House Eridanus reminds the sector of the strict justice @HouseCrux delivers upon any who would see the synth threat return to our sector.

Be fooled by neither blood nor tear.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This robot can cry and bleed

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

House Eridanus reminds the sector that “the river carves the rock” is not radical propaganda promoting social change in the sector, but rather a positive facet of ‘Trickle Up Taxation’.

Remember: tithe your serfs enough, and you too may carve away at your boulder-sized tax debt.

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

House Eridanus wishes to inform the sector that a number of Tiberian exports will be reducing in volume over the short to medium term. Although the announcement is named “concerning production of export goods”, there is no need to be concerned.

https://t.co/l0eurdVsp9

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

House Eridanus wishes to remind citizens of the sector that theological doctrine should be sought from @ExarchTatiana and the High Church, and knowledge of the After from @HouseLyra. Reports of this ‘Eternal Black Accountants LLC’ - a cult - are to be ignored.

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

@skinnyghost The twitch website appears to be having some issues at the moment. Several pages are down.

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

@HouseCrux Adverse to the cold? Consider the tranquility of Tiber’s cool amethysts waterways and the natural flora that abounds on our oxygen+ dense world.

Tiber: More Cost? More Comfort!

[House Eridanus @HouseEridanus]

House Eridanus wishes to provide the following official message to the planetary government of Hong Lu, and has been informed that this may be the most expeditious way to reach them.

https://t.co/w5ji3HUhVj