HouseMalan

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

...and alcohol is banned to scapegoat your incompetence.

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

...and where do I get the wine?

[Christo 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @ChristoThurston]

Lamb shank entangled in a red wine sauce, graced with carrots, onions and herbs; served with mashed potatoes and veggies

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@mynameisjerm Typical politician. They did not prepare properly and now alcohol is the reason. We need to clarify this in court.

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@karenzoid No sound at the back.

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@palfreyman1414 @GuerillaSA Also Nation.

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@palfreyman1414 @GuerillaSA Snuff by Terry Pratchett https://t.co/GZqFKXEPpZ

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA You are back, yay!

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA TuneIn just went offline. Tweet us when you are back please?

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA Before it was hijacked by the residents @housemalan was a RasPi tweeting the inside and outside temperatures to anyone that cared.

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA What about the fat lady?

In all honesty, batting practice in the middle is the best kind. The sad thing it is only our tail get gets marginally better. The main batsmen seems to get worse.

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA If I exclude keepers the number of players with one or more dismissals reduces to 2200 and the 95 % percentile reduces to > 55 dismissals. I do not think it will alter the list much?

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA Further to the best all-rounder - here are the 95 % percentiles:
total average count
bat 3800 47 2915
bowl 175 17 1785
field 80 1,5 2421

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA Only six with > 3800 runs > 175 wickets and > 80 field dismissals?

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA Field dismissals:

Kallis 200
Botham 120
Steve Waugh 112
Hammond 110
Sobers 109
Craig 87

Any others?

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA Field dismissals:

Kallis 200
Botham 120
Steve Waugh 112
Hammond 110
Sobers 109
Craig 87

Any others?

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA Is there any player > 3800 runs >175 wickets and > 80 field dismissals?

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA should be more scientific about selecting all-rounders. Use 97 % percentiles for batting and bowling. This will give you less than 0.1 % of all players.

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@guerillacricket https://t.co/W5tlooBFFm states that "Ibis are normally silent birds"

They are very wrong, the Wikipedia entry for hadeda correctly states: "It has an extremely loud and distinctive "haa-haa-haa-de-dah" call."

They also utter a very loud "haaa" when disturbed.

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@SimonGear @guerillacricket Tunein is broadcasting @guerillacricket on the @GuerillaSA channel...

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@SimonGear Are you broadcasting @guerillacricket today? Will you be on later?

[HouseMalan @HouseMalan]

@GuerillaSA Wow, a hundred miles per hour club for fast bowlers. One member only?