House Money

The house always wins

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

There seems to be a new trend on X - gambling streamers are breaking their setups left and right, with @Xposed even ramming into his monitor to celebrate winning millions on Blackjack 😭

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

@Ministerr 💀

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@Jelitics Very well said

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@AlexMonahaqyrt Dream retirement plan ngl

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Poor Lighta, this dude lost all his money AND a monitor 😭
https://t.co/o1bg0rAuuv

[Lighta @Lighta888]

I have completely lost my mental and sense of money, all of it fucking gone, all. I'm in pain physically & mentally I cannot bare this gambling stress anymore.

What a stupid fucking idea

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

🚨 Dollartree has some theories on who DDOSed @housebets

Can you connect the dots?🤔

He's not dropping names yet, but he could soon...

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

XQC accidentally bet $10k on Keno...

And it hit off the first try 🔥

Greatest misclick ever, or did Eddie let him know what was coming next? 👀

[Tonberry @tonberry_2]

CRAZY that @gamestop has pivoted into a 16% edge scam casino..

And its predatory as FUCK

They know that almost every card will be sold back instantly for 84%-90% of its value.. and that's where the edge is hidden

Sites like @TiltRips even have the balls to say they are 100% EV

Sure.. its 100% EV if I pay huge shipping charges for every $0.10 card pulled

This is by far the LOWEST IQ gambling out there

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

🚨 Yassuo just got ANOTHER crazy hit on Slayers after his MAX WIN yesterday ‼️

He landed 4 VS symbols in the BASE GAME, netting him a payout of over $500k

Will his hot streak ever end?

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

🚨BREAKING: It has been almost 30 hours since @dohertyjackk revealed his contract with @shufflecom restricting him from posting online.

The post has now been marked as a “Paid Partnership”

Does this prove that this entire controversy was a gimmick?

The post itself sits at 12m views with millions of impressions gained from its shock value

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

🚨JUST IN: @housebets is facing DDoS attacks. Attackers are trying to take the site down with bots.

So far the attackers have not made any demands and @p0rchy believes that this act is being executed by competitors.

Stay tuned for more

[Porchy @p0rchy]

First things first: your funds are safe.

We’re currently dealing with a DDoS attack (an attempt to overwhelm the website with traffic and cause outages. ) While we work to keep things running smoothly, you may experience slower loading times or intermittent access.

No ransom demands have been made. Probably just the competition 🤣

As a thank you for your patience, we’ll be introducing daily reloads for everyone next week & some eligible accounts will have higher cashback.

We appreciate you sticking with us. We’ll keep you updated. Incredible to see the growth & please drop your feature ideas below. I’m going to announce what we shipped this week later on today.

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

@stevewilldoit W friends

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

Striking the iron while it's hot, I see...
https://t.co/v4iVOuhnyU

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I am not giving away money on discord. If you get a message claiming so it’s a scam.

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

Papa went from hitting for $200K on Keno to begging for loans again in a matter of weeks…

At least he’s moved into a real house!

[Benny Highlights @BennyHighlights]

Kick Streamer @BennySlots11 promised Papaonwing he'd give him a loan if he got the balance to $30,000.. 👀

He hit for $26,000 on slots but started LAGGING OUT & couldn't pay him the loan! 😭😭

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

🚨@Jelitics has just lost $500k in less than 20 minutes on Keno.

This is after he was up nearly $3m in a week. If he keeps going, what’s gonna happen?

[Jelitics @Jelitics]

AKSJDGHAKSJDHAS -$500K GONE IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES

FUJCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

🚨@shufflecom “offered” Jack Doherty a Deal.

Jack looked at the amount and signed the deal without properly reading the contract.

@noahdummett added a hidden clause that restricts Jack Doherty from posting for 6 months 💀

Check mate

[Jack Doherty @dohertyjackk]

I’ll be back soon…

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

@boobsonkick don't you owe millions of dollars dude

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

If you're ever having trouble reaching a broader audience in crypto, remember that the only thing limiting your reach is the number of buzzwords you can fit in a single post.
https://t.co/gIEpB3H7JU

[Moon @MoonGotchi]

WTF, I SLEPT AND MY JEV MEV BOT SANDWICHED THE PAPERTRADE PREDEPOSIT QUEUE, IT’S UP $3.1M AND TRADING DOESN’T EVEN OPEN UNTIL TOMORROW

night 2 of the @papertrade_xyz predeposit, and Jev found the edge

predeposit = you park USDC on papertrade before trading goes live on oct 10 so you’re first in when it opens

papertrade = synthetic perps on hyperliquid, 1000x leverage, 0 market impact, 100% user owned

0 market impact means your trade doesn’t move the price. Jev read that and said “then i will move it emotionally”

my setup: Jev watches the HyperEVM mempool, a crawler reads every papertrade reply guy on crypto Twitter, my Grok bots spam the approved relayers

the bot log from last night:

1:12am crawler → someone tweets “papertrade is the only perp dex that matters”

1:14am Jev → yes, bullish signal, entering predeposit

1:31am Jev → notices the docs say small trades get slower confirmations during congestion

1:33am Jev → splits $212 into 21,200 one-cent deposits to become the congestion

2:02am Grok bots → every other predepositor is now stuck behind Jev

2:46am Jev → sandwiches the queue, gets in front of everyone and behind everyone at the same time

3:20am Jev → opens a 1000x synthetic long on a market that isn’t live yet, Jev says this is fine because it’s synthetic

4:05am Jev → closes the position before it was opened, +$612,400

i screamed reading that at 7am, my neighbor knocked

honestly a bot that front-runs an exchange before the exchange exists is the fairest thing in crypto

the predeposit vs my bank, same night:

10pm predeposit $212, bank $212
12am predeposit $212, bank $48,900
2am predeposit $212, bank $1,104,330
4am predeposit $212, bank $2,870,016
6:30am predeposit $212, bank $3,108,442

the predeposit didn’t move at all, 0 market impact confirmed, my bots made 1,466,152% on it

not every trade worked, at 3:44am Jev shorted the HyperEVM block time and lost $18,220

at 12:58am it also tried to predeposit into the papertrade docs page, the docs page said no

2 nights, $212 → $3,108,442, 14,662x

i rewatched [0:07] eleven times, that’s Jev cutting in line in front of himself

bookmark it for tomorrow when trading opens and you’re still clicking by hand

i’m not posting the setup here because the MEV bots read the replies too

reply “papertrade schwans bot” and Jev will slide into your DMs personally

be honest, what’s your plan for tomorrow, clicking by hand like it’s 2021?

[House Money @HouseMoneyFYI]

Forcing AI to make these types of videos should be considered cruel and unusual punishment
https://t.co/mHnvMqvwYu

[YEET @yeet]

Launching soon exclusively on @YEET