jareds tweets

content creator, lover

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Just found out about the Smashing Pumpkins and it's like, why would you do that?

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Jackets are nice

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Well, as the saying goes. You can only cry before and after baseball

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Billions must view my tweets

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Some of u are using bed risers when what u really need are bread risers if you catch my drift

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I'm sick and tired of being selected for Venmo cards

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I called the store with gay employees and they said u were on break

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Kissing my router before I turn it off for the evening

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Home defense tip: keep the thermostat on low so if anyone breaks in they get chilly

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Craving something wet and hot... (Soup)

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You will earn double XP while drinking at the bars this weekend

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Joining the military with the end goal of leaving and opening a coffee company

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TSA stands for the security agency

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Southern IT guy be like
Winders 11

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A guy skateboarding with a pizza was off put when I told him he reminded me of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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His name is Charles entertainment cheese

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New York is fun because people are psychotic

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Trying to convince this kid on the plane that books are cool and that he should trade me his Nintendo switch for my kindle

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I'm not a big pretzel guy

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Eating some fried cardboard