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Better than weed

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@AdamSessler Why does my local thrift store have printed photos of you from a decade ago?

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@sethweisfeld @Sethrogen You’re not a true fan if you’re complaining about the containers! You’re probably just puny and weak! >:o

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Remember: Just smoke weed and enjoy it tomorrow. No need to fucking post it up all over your social media like it’s something anyone even remotely cares about seeing.

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@SpeezyThoughts @Sethrogen Please refrain from smoking me.

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@VANS_66 Hi Vans! How do I buy a single shoe from y’all? I brake when I skate downhill with my right foot and it shows!

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@sfmta_muni You don’t even list the 33! The 33 is never on time!

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@YogiProducts Woo! Happy to help!

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@YogiProducts Hey there’s a typo on your Chai packaging. “Stonger” is not a word I’m familiar with.

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@sfmta_muni 26 minutes and counting to catch the J. How is this acceptable? Adjust the time estimates to be accurate or don’t bother. This is ridiculous.

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@HouseplantCo how do we merge entities.

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We are all very proud that you enjoy smoking weed. Keep up the good work.

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@LowerHaightSF @DeanPreston @PageSlowStreet How can I make this if I work a 9-5 job? Does Dean ever have meet and greets during non-business hours?

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@im_pun_a Yes.

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@BloomingDaisy4 @Sethrogen If you have 50k followers then you’ll be considered for a Bronze Tier membership. Silver tier is 100k, Gold 200k, Platinum 500k, and 1M Diamond 🤩🍃💨

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@sfmsr @talesoftherails STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS. SO TASTELESS!

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@DeanPreston @jaimenina @that_mc Any word on restoring critical muni service like the N Judah or M and preventing overcrowding? We could use your voice in that fight too.

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@bymichaeljulius @Sethrogen Happy 420. I can’t smoke myself because I am allergic to federal crime.

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@LittleMusky @Sethrogen Thank you we love it. It looks sorta like Seth Rogen, do you know that?

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@Momifornia1 Docs are my go to, especially non-depressing ones! Tickle King (2016) had me as engaged as Tiger King (at which I asked aloud “what the f***” multiple times throughout). It’s not for children, and it’s amazing.

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@dprice2413 @Sethrogen Thanks David. We’ll keep you in mind. Can you work Wednesdays?