HouseSanguine

An emotionally intelligent house full of intention. We are Pack, Family, Tribe and Community. 18+

[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[GL @gldivittorio]

In 5th grade I went to one of those Jesus-in-the-woods summer camps & at some point ‘I Kissed A Girl’ came on and a counselor said, “That’s a choice against God” but I didn’t get the anti-gay thing so for awhile I thought you just kind of had to choose between Katy Perry & Jesus

[Jennifer Espinoza @sadqueer4life]

me practicing socially acceptable small talk prior to meeting someone: hello, how are you, weird weather today am i right, seen any good movies lately, okay, good seeing ya

me immediately upon meeting someone: you ever feel like you were born in the wrong universe

[Bunny Buddhism @bunnybuddhism]

Even happy bunnies know a bit of sadness.

[Lunabelle - Evacuating This App @ninjasexology]

Adding this Labyrinth knockers shirt to the "NEED" list...

[Kate Sloan (she/her) @Girly_Juice]

A fun game with a new kink partner is to have them choose a book from their collection to spank you with and explain why they chose that specific book for you. 🤓 https://t.co/30my6IwhSI

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. today is a day. to reflect upon. your latest accomplishments. here are mine:

4. big jump
b. zooms of the speedy variety
1. carried stick
9. borked away. evildoers
2. big leap (different than a jump}
2. ate a funny bug
d. spit out funny bug
7. loved everything

[Bunny Buddhism @bunnybuddhism]

Sometimes silence is the wise bunny’s best reply.

[Bunny Buddhism @bunnybuddhism]

The wise bunny knows the best way to succeed is to try one more time.

[SugarCunt posts on ΒlυSky now! (they) 🔞♿ @SugarCunt]

IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA learn how to balance your partners, communicate clearly, and show up for me sometimes instead of forcing me to chase you.

I don't care if you get with my friends, but they *will* loudly denounce you if you can't even do the basic shit above. 👍

[Bunny Buddhism @bunnybuddhism]

It’s amazing what bunnies can accomplish when they believe in themselves.

[Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks]

me: look at this mass of crows! thousands of them! an ill omen

ornithologist: actually those are ravens. you can tell by the size of their bodies and the sounds they make

me: oh, so, not an ill omen?

ornithologist: oh no you're super cursed either way

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Practicing compassion, caring for others and sharing their problems, lays the foundation for a meaningful life, not only at the level of the individual, family or community, but also for humanity as a whole.

[Bunny Buddhism @bunnybuddhism]

Today I will do whatever I can to help another bunny succeed.

[Kate Sloan (she/her) @Girly_Juice]

I need to buy some kind of receptacle for storing impact toys upright... An umbrella stand is the obvious choice, but what else ya got?

[Bunny Buddhism @bunnybuddhism]

I choose not to hop through life as an angry bunny.