ExWifi

Now that I wear the pants, and bring home the bacon, I make the dad jokes

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

So tired of feeling like no one in this house gives a crap about me

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

I see the wheel turning... But the hamster is dead...

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

How do stupid people reach adulthood? #seriously

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

I seriously loathe stupid people!

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Telling your husband that he has hurt your feelings is like telling a toddler it's nap time. #notlisteningtome

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

My husband is sleeping on the couch! I hate being lied to!!!!!!!

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

What is wrong with this country?!?!? School shootings, bombings, tainted letters.... Seems like biblical end of times or something. #gtfo

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Again with the no job thing.... WTF! It's ok though because my husband lost his job too..... Two negatives make a positive right?

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Wow!!! I get a job and all of a sudden I'm a popular housewife...lol.

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

So I love love love my new job! But I think my gay boss may have a little straight guy in him... can someone tell me how that works?

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Holy cow....I've been away a while! I miss my black berry.

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

I got a job!!!! Yea!!!!!

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

A mail lady just tried to side swipe me! Holy hell man, talk about going postal!

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Husbands.... GRRR! I swear it's like raising another child!

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Trying to convince my kids to watch cartoons long enough for me to shower... oddly enough my children would rather play then watch tv.

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Never used clitoral in scrabble before, untill now...

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Is it so wrong for me to enjoy spending time with one parent more than another????

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

@widneywoman fell off the wagon... talked to hubby about going 2 the Dr next week 4 some chantix... I think I may need a little boost 4 this

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

Scratch that non smoking thing.... I am having a little self control problem... maybe some chantix would help...

[ExWifi @House_Wife]

I don't believe I will ever babysit that child again.... and the thought actually thrills me!