Susan

Mother, wife, and NOLA lover.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇳🇴 The Norway fans doing the Viking row up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to their World Cup match against Iraq.

They're living their best life out in the US.

[Raves 🖤💛❤️ @RavenZech2]

Dead

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

I am begging the internet to stop showing me "5-to-9 morning routines" where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and ice plunges before sunrise.

My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed. That’s it. That’s the routine.

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

Coworker just tried to schedule a meeting for Friday at 3 pm EDT, the exact time of the U.S vs Australia game

I reported him to HR

[Marian Herrera @marianherrrera]

Trump: qué pasa que no deportamos a nadie en toda la semana

La policía:

[The Y'all Squad @TheYallSquad]

The storms that impacted Morocco, Indiana late last week left much of the community without power, and with restoration still days away, local officials reached out to the Y’all Squad yesterday asking if we could help.

Just a couple of hours later, the Y’all Squad had purchased enough food to provide hot meals for hundreds of residents throughout the community. By the afternoon, food was already being prepared and distributed to families across town.

We’re incredibly thankful to the local officials, firefighters, and volunteers who helped get everything into the hands of the people who needed it most.

That’s what the Y’all Squad is all about, and it’s all thanks to your support! Whether it’s helping after a major disaster or simply making sure a community has a hot meal when times get tough, we’re always proud to lend a hand wherever we’re needed.

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

The lads have gone and I’m not okay. I’m posting 20-year old memes. I’m a mess.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

“They say everything is bigger in Texas, but there is nothing bigger than the Dutch Army!” 🗣️

@Jaboowins is live on the scene with Netherlands fans outside Dallas Stadium!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Ah finally the World Cup content we’ve all been waiting for….Jameis Winston is embedded with the Orange Army in Dallas singing Sweet Caroline 🔥

[Helen @hjmcd20]

The Tartan Army March to Fenway Stadium begins 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

#HelenTheDivine who launched a thousand tweets!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We decided late night yesterday to go to Bourbon street, so today was a late start on our way to Houston. And yeah that place was a little crazy. I honestly don’t even know how to describe it. Why are people throwing beads at each other everywhere?😭😭

[Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls]

Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

Me: So I always thought Cookie Monster was an adult so it was weird for him to hang out with Elmo but he's actually a child! You meet his mom in one episode and she's like a bigger cookie monster but with hair and--

My husband: I'm sorry, we cannot talk about this on date night

[Ned Riseley @nriseley]

Listening to Lena Dunham’s book and she just said “I am an adulteress, I am a c*nt, my intestines are where my uterus should be, but look at me: I am alive” and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “Knicks in five.”

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Imagina ser extranjero y encontrarte con tres luchadores enmascarados peleando en plena calle. Y cuando crees que ya lo viste todo, una mujer se les lanza como si fuera Rey Mysterio.

El surrealismo mexicano nunca dejará de sorprenderme. 😭🇲🇽

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

Update. I have made contact with the Scots and was offered an 8:00 am World Cup beer. If only I had taken the day off.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Few better ways to celebrate this city — and the World Cup — than cheap eats.

That's why starting June 11th through July 19th, New Yorkers can celebrate the World Cup with $26 meal deals at hundreds of restaurants across the five boroughs — from Little Caribbean in Flatbush to not one, but two Koreatowns.

Bring fellow fans or team rivals and discover what makes New York City the world's city.

[Susan @HouseofLounge]

Ahh ok, now it makes sense why I am the way I am. That and my Leo tendencies.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotlands sweetheart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @humphriezz]

My favourite thing about being Scottish is that we are hands down the most attention seeking nation on earth but because everyone else thinks we’re cool and funny we get away with it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿