House Of Twits

former political RT bot

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Ollie Robinson gives off strong JD Wetherspoon’s on a Friday night vibes. #Ashes2023

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@edwest Greased Lightnin’

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@SimonMagus mushroom lobby... Eating one medium mushroom a day can reduce your risk of CANCER by 45%
https://t.co/fTNr3yLczZ

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Very good

[David Skelton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦 @DJSkelton]

Undoubtedly @edwest has a talent for finding the right words for the moment. This is top notch: https://t.co/LwToZdDfVQ

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@NJ_Timothy Too soon.

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@NikDarlington Yes, just about sentient...

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@NikDarlington Love and understanding?

[Rory Sutherland @rorysutherland]

Why are world leaders still talking on the phone like it's 1997 or something?

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Two groups of penguins pass each other, stopping briefly to exchange information.

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

I’m sort of staggered that we get so het up about Trump the fascist being censored by Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and the Chinese Embassy in the US just tweeted out... well, what would one even call that monstrosity? Will there be the same censorship?

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It didn’t end well for Charles I

[Rory Cellan-Jones @ruskin147]

Someone is going to make a Netflix drama about Lindsey Graham, such a fascinating figure

[Raoul Ruparel @RaoulRuparel]

As many others I'm still working through the detail of the agreement & all the annexes. But some initial thoughts based on my first read & associated documents. My overriding feeling is that it is pretty much exactly as expected in many parts & largely a balanced deal. 1/

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@DJSkelton Paul Mason

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I’d reopen the withdrawal agreement to make Christmas Chronicles 2 end

[Chris Tindall @chewytheleftie]

“BOWLER’S NAAAME?”

[Isabel Hardman @IsabelHardman]

Two ongoing stories that are increasingly hard to listen to: people trapped in unsafe homes with flammable cladding, and people who cannot see their relatives in care homes. Both groups sound frantic and as though no one in power can hear them.

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'Our fish' might be more irritating than 'Our NHS'.

[David Skelton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦 @DJSkelton]

Against odds referendum win & biggest Tory majority for over 30 yrs stand as testament to Dom Cummings having a better understanding of the country than his left wing critics on here. Also think he's one of only a few on centre-right to understand level of anger w/ bankers in '08

[Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy]

‘Black lives matter’ is not meant to suggest white lives don’t matter.

So I cringe at ‘All lives matter’ because it is a deliberate stand against a discussion about racism.

It creates ‘two sides’ and nuance is lost. I am highly critical of BLM as a movement but this is 🤮.