Houseroy Hot takes

Just a dude, working for a dollar

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@HydraSPOOKY @noah_4128 that guy is so fucking hot

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@HydraSPOOKY houseroy

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@HydraSPOOKY you better, Bitch.

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HOT TAKE
Wheat thins are godlike.
Ritz are more brittle, than my grandmothers knees.

#food #crackers #hottake

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HOT TAKE:
Pencils are one of the worst fucking writing tools.
They need to be resharpened every 5 seconds. Because unless it’s like a dagger it ain’t writing SHIT
The lead breaks so easily
The eraser is useless:
It shouldn’t be enforced over pens.

#school #bullshit #hottake

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HOT TAKE-
Most wacky fashion trends, Are only worn by people with no personality or anything unique about them.
Wearing a fucking boiler suit, does not change the fact that you are as bland as my dads old shoes.

#facts #fashion #hottake

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HOT TAKE-
Wether you agree or disagree with him.
Tucker Carlson is the least professional, Political commentator.
His condescending nature, along with his notorious anger issues with anyone who doesn’t agree with him.
He is a pompous clown.
#FoxNews #TuckerCarlson #hottake

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HOT TAKE-
Android phones may have more features and are sometimes cheaper.
But the quality blows and it FEEL like 100 dollar phone.
Iphone is superior, no challenge. Apple has mastered phone design. Each new one looks better than the last.
#Apple #Iphone #hottake

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HOT TAKE:
Hoffa is a far better film than The Irishman.

#film #Cinema #kino #hottake

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This is bullshit

#hatersgonnahate #HateSpeech #CancelCulture

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HOT TAKE- O'Shaughnessy's is miles better than the over priced schlock Big Belly Burger.

#food #bigbellyburger #OShaughnessys #ohnohedidnt #hottake

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HOT TAKE- The Joker really isn’t that funny. I’ve been held hostage by the man once. Despite cracking a couple jokes. I didn’t smile once. Watching batman kick the shit out of him. Was more funny than him.

#joker #batman #hottake #notfunny

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How do ya relax?

#skateboarding #afterwork #park #Popeye #metime

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Me friends at Fred & Ginger now makesk hand-baked, spinach and iron-packed treats fer ya favoritsk dog! Find more in yer local B&M Stores in the UK.

#Popeye #petparent #dogtreats #dogtreatsfordays

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HOT TAKE- Being an early bird, is stupid. Nothing is accomplishable in the mornings. Nothing is going on, most people are still sleeping and the stores are all closed. Getting up at 5 in the morning when you don’t have anything to do till 10 Is dumb

#hottake #morning #earlybird

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HOT TAKE- Running away isn’t cowardly. It’s very manly and should be encouraged for the preservation of ones life.

#safety #hardtruth #manly #hottake

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HOT TAKE- Comedy films from the 30s and 40s hold up better than most comedy films of the early 2000s

#Cinema #comedy #movies

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HOT TAKE- I don’t care if it’s a natural thing. Don’t fucking fart around me. We frown on burping in peoples faces. Yet, We think you can fucking fart anywhere and get away with it.

#fart #society #hottake

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HOT TAKE- The Big mac sucks, The whopper blows it out of the water.
Yet, The McDouble is better than anything on Burger Kings menu.
Both for its taste and price

#fastfood #food #burgerking #mcdonalds