DJ Tummy Ache

nephew of baconator

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I’m a 1975 guy

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Shoutout Coco Gauff

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I’m a Dave & Busters guy

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Tell me I’m wrong

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New Olivia Rodrigo fuckin smacks

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I haven’t even seen Dear John

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I could easily eat six corn dogs

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I’m rich (in splice credits)

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Elevators low key trippy frfr

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I’m wearing my thrift store suit to a Gucci event tonight

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Forgot I was subscribed to The New York Times

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https://t.co/R3OmvqCrrj

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@marthapickens43 Should I call you and come up with an emergency

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I went to high school with Kermit the Frog, super chill guy.

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I’m just a turkey bacon kind of guy

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In my tums era

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I’m more of a quick cuisine guy myself

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Pitiful

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And my pickle era

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I’m in my ibuprofen era