AJ🏁

Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll end up disappointed

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

@WavesByOshea @__lifeofzoe Can’t use anyyy Wayne examples because Drake will do and say anything to be in good standing with Wayne for smashing his girl

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

@minakimes He’s such a lame that I muted him.

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

@PNav57 I’m about to be in the dugout for $10!!

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

Been with @BankofAmerica for 20 years and today is the day I’m about to leave them. HIGHLY UNACCEPTABLE!!!

[the coolest bitch fr xx 💖 @XippXapp]

if u in houston & u say the best taco u had was Velvet Taco.. i’m genuinely gonna beat yo ass

[🍺& ⚾️ 🅿️ @Talismantradr]

Tilman Fertitta walking into Lakewood Church to kick out Joel Osteen and reopen The Compaq Center

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

@BigFish3000 Nice try. I took the Amtrak home.

We tried to pay TSA almost a dozen times and Republicans said no every time. Then the GOP Speaker closed session last night and sent everyone home.

Please Google what party is in charge of Congress right now. The answer may surprise you!

[China pulse 🇨🇳 @Eng_china5]

🔴 Donald Trump was a judge at a teen modeling contest in 1991. The contest featured girls as young as 14. Recently, The Guardian newspaper discovered that the contest was a front for millionaires to have sex with the girls.

[Team DREAMVILLE @TeamDreamville]

J. COLE

THE FALL OFF

2/6

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

We’re fashionably late down here champ. Check back round mid 2nd quarter and it’s a different picture. Been that way in Houston since I been in the League

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

🐐

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

Can you name this future Hall of Famer? 👀🧐

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

Sanji beat the breakssss off Luffy, my LORD🤯

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

Didn’t even realize my lil shawty @TracyCortezmma fighting tonight

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

Jordan need to buy a new set of eyeballs cuz LORD😂

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

WHAT

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Houston Rockets are not expected to sign Tari Eason to an extension, per @ShamsCharania

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

I was not expecting this to start the season

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Rockets are starting Kevin Durant at shooting guard on opening night, per @SportsVanessa

Amen Thompson
Kevin Durant
Jabari Smith Jr
Alperen Sengun
Steven Adams

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

This funny as hell 😂

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Aaron Rodgers was PISSED at his teammate for tackling him 😭

[AJ🏁 @HoustonMade713]

This is me lol

[spice girl🧚🏽‍♀️ @kathrin_eeee]

boys be having eyebrows they don't deserve

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

that turtle was moving weight and hit the coast guard with “i just got tangled up”, legend