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Houston Mae
@HoustonMae
believer fiancé step-mom sister friend nurse
Sunshine State
Joined July 2009
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HoustonMae
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Women's Humor
@womenshumor
over 9 years ago
Napping is definitely one of my top 5 hobbies.
HoustonMae
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prison pants
@LesaMonroe
over 9 years ago
I'm not gonna do any of this helpful ass shit but wow. https://t.co/WhaCg7ET6q
Houston Mae
@HoustonMae
over 9 years ago
I'm getting married, y'all!
#276days
HoustonMae
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ThingsFloridiansLike
@Things4FLppl
over 9 years ago
Northerner: "How are you handling the cold weather in Florida?" Me: 😂😂
Things4FLppl's tweet video.
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won't stop til I feel the sky at my feet, my dreams are my wings✈️💙 Tommy P❤️🦋 ig: leahhchelseaa
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HoustonMae
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RN in Pink 💁🏼♀️
@RN_inPINK
over 9 years ago
I wonder how some of these fitness peeps function w/out caffeine/alcohol and then I'm like oh yeah, you don't work in healthcare 😂
HoustonMae
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Trauma Queen
@rideinmyAtivan
about 10 years ago
When your 30 year old patient says they can't reach so can you please wipe them
rideinmyAtivan's tweet gif.
HoustonMae
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien
almost 10 years ago
We all make fun of it, but how creepy would it be if we suddenly STOPPED getting e-mails from LinkedIn?
Houston Mae
@HoustonMae
almost 10 years ago
That moment your 12$ shirt ruins your 40$ shirt in the washing machine 😑😡
#firstworldproblems
Houston Mae
@HoustonMae
almost 10 years ago
But I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.
#keeptellingyourselfthatHouston
Houston Mae
@HoustonMae
almost 10 years ago
Oh, and I'm just now eating dinner. 15 hours with no food- 12 hours with no break... my bladder is full and my belly is empty!
#saveme
Houston Mae
@HoustonMae
almost 10 years ago
GSW, pancreatitis, A-Fib RVR with COPD exacerbation, herion overdose, GI bleed... just a snapshot of nights in the ER.
#goodnight
#imtired
Houston Mae
@HoustonMae
about 10 years ago
If I see you walking down the road in the middle of the FLA heat I think you're: a) drunk/high OR b) crazy. Either way, you'll be in the ER
Houston Mae
@HoustonMae
about 10 years ago
You know you're an ER nurse when you look at people walking down the side of the road and think.. "yup, I'll be seeing them later"
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