Houston Mae

believer fiancé step-mom sister friend nurse

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Napping is definitely one of my top 5 hobbies.

[prison pants @LesaMonroe]

I'm not gonna do any of this helpful ass shit but wow. https://t.co/WhaCg7ET6q

[Houston Mae @HoustonMae]

I'm getting married, y'all! #276days

[ThingsFloridiansLike @Things4FLppl]

Northerner: "How are you handling the cold weather in Florida?"

Me:

😂😂

[RN in Pink 💁🏼‍♀️ @RN_inPINK]

I wonder how some of these fitness peeps function w/out caffeine/alcohol and then I'm like oh yeah, you don't work in healthcare 😂

[Trauma Queen @rideinmyAtivan]

When your 30 year old patient says they can't reach so can you please wipe them

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

We all make fun of it, but how creepy would it be if we suddenly STOPPED getting e-mails from LinkedIn?

[Houston Mae @HoustonMae]

That moment your 12$ shirt ruins your 40$ shirt in the washing machine 😑😡 #firstworldproblems

[Houston Mae @HoustonMae]

But I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. #keeptellingyourselfthatHouston

[Houston Mae @HoustonMae]

Oh, and I'm just now eating dinner. 15 hours with no food- 12 hours with no break... my bladder is full and my belly is empty! #saveme

[Houston Mae @HoustonMae]

GSW, pancreatitis, A-Fib RVR with COPD exacerbation, herion overdose, GI bleed... just a snapshot of nights in the ER. #goodnight #imtired

[Houston Mae @HoustonMae]

If I see you walking down the road in the middle of the FLA heat I think you're: a) drunk/high OR b) crazy. Either way, you'll be in the ER

[Houston Mae @HoustonMae]

You know you're an ER nurse when you look at people walking down the side of the road and think.. "yup, I'll be seeing them later"