Ryan Rockett

they hit me with a dart filled with the pork chop serum

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

gonna do him like big cat did chamillionaire

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Gucci Mane is releasing a new Pooh Shiesty album this Friday.

17 songs. 5 Features.

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

swore I would've remembered something this funny I must've fallen asleep

[street hater @street_Hater]

Caught the last bit of space jam 2 with my sister. I had forgotten not only that don cheadle is in this movie as the villain, but that in the climax he transforms into Shin Don Cheadle

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

me with every jazzie phizzle producshizzle

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Something happens when you get older and your heart softens wherein you feel a kind of warm nostalgia for music you actively disliked at the time because it reminds you of that era of your youth so strongly.

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

Other day I had the tv on with nothing selected and it started playing full ads out of nowhere. Bout to sell it and go back to this

[ラジオ隊長 @oohweehuman]

every week my TV tells me I used HDMI1 the most. if LG doesn’t give me an option to turn this off then I’m going to do something very cool.

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

[adult swim] action bump from 2002

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

put it back on streaming or we’re gonna have a problem

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

On this day in 2010, Lil B dropped his
fourth mixtape “Everything Based”

With Lil B on fire at this point, songs “Like A Martian”, “Violate That B*tch” & “Wanton Soup”, helped the Based God take over for Summertime 2010 with his mixtapes

Do you remember when this dropped? 🤔

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

@TheFiggyFig man I hope they got it right this time

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

nobody on this app eats mcdonalds yet they always got a line outside

[Mike Craven @CravenMike]

The thing that fascinates me the most about the consumer as a media member is that what they say they want and what they consume is vastly different.

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

this cooked replies even worse than the bots. might as well get rid of it altogether

[geoff @gdholtby]

@electrolemon Once you notice the thing where bluecheck accounts reply to every single one of their replies no matter how inane, because it boosts their engagement, you can’t unsee it.

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

everyone currently says this about every sport

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖒  @brokehomieslim]

I feel so sorry for people who are just getting into soccer recently like bro this is the worst era of the sport you missed EVERYTHING.

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

OJ Mayo with a Michelob commercial

[Matt del Rio @mdelNBA]

Bill Simmons just asked, “is Pulisic Embiid?” and one of the soccer guests, who is from Philadelphia, said he’s being a bit harsh on Pulisic. I’ve never been more angry in my entire life.

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

me leaving the car dealership

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

jay-z according to twitter:

[Camino Reid @bangwithcamino]

@TheMindOfHY Jay-Z controls BET content, too?! 😂 He can copyright-strike content that isn't his?!

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

hilarious lie about the name search

[The Mind Scourge @TheMindScourge]

Jordan has been out of the spotlight for a long time. He retired in 2003.

He doesn't podcast. He doesn't really do social media. If you search his name, you mostly get Michael *B* Jordan, the actor

Guy who got huge in the old mass culture, had no real interest in the new system, and as a result he can mostly go anywhere without too much attention

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Action League Now (1995-2002)

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

beefing with Max Payne

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Man reveals he survived over 100 shots fired at his house after his opps allegedly tried to take him out on Father’s Day 😳💥

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

not even the best song using that beat

[Ladé @LadePlatinum]

International Players Anthem being perceived as UGK’s greatest song is fucking nuts that shit isn’t even Top 20

Their best song is “Ain’t That A Bitch” or “Diamonds & Wood”

or even “Pocket Full Of Stones”

[Ryan Rockett @HoustonRockett]

people forget how big wrestling was in 2000 - 2004 my whole extended family was tapped in

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Paul Wall really had an intercontinental title in the Still Tippin video