Jimmy Mustache

Htown till the Wheels Fall Off

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

@MattyChucks Yall are both idiots

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Dang. If you bet Cape verde to win and bet $1,000 you get $25,000 #Worldcup #Spain

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Im calling it Spain 3-1 #Worldcup

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

The power shows all…

[Jake Baker @JacobBaker613]

This is awesome and the left can't admit it!!
#UFCFreedom250

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Exactly…dumb asses

[FIFA World Cup 26 Houston™ @FWC26Houston]

Due to anticipated inclement weather conditions and the guidance of public safety officials, FIFA Fan Festival™ Houston will be closed on Monday, June 15.

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Oliver?

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

@barstoolsports Next time

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Lina the type to go to free Fan Fest and still ask to get in for free. #Worldcup #Houston @LinaHidalgoTX

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Always keep an eye on your queen, ya heard?…

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

@BENBALLER Here eyes are closer than the knicks spurs score in the 4th

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

My grandfather loved birds so much that he got a bird feeder and fed them daily.He would grab the bird feeder daily that one bird carried a disease and left his droppings on the feeder. My gramps touched it and got deathly I’ll from the disease and passed on. I think of it daily

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Fox milking these commercials lol the disrespect for
#worldcup

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Sorry but I don’t see #USA winning tonight. #Worldcup

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Finally canada scores. Damnit. #Canada #Bosnia

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

@nypost Looks terrible. Pass

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

@FOXSoccer I always thought he was from scotland like he portrays in many of his films.

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

@nypost What?? That’s literally the biggest distraction ever lmao

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

One of my largest peeve about social media is instagram now suggesting who I should follow and showing me peoples feeds! Wtf??! Whats the point of even having #instagram anymore..??

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

Omg #Bosnia just dropped a bomb goal on #Canada!!! #Worldcup

[Jimmy Mustache @HoustonSlugger]

There’s a 60% chance of rain for that dumb ass outdoor #UFC fight. Don’t forget all the fans that will be stuck in that park too. Cc: @BrendanSchaub