Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss)

the invisible man, I live for shitposts

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

Scissors to the city

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

Deleted Snapchat, and this is gonna go here too. I’m tired of “being connected” with no/minimal connections. Nobody uses these to interact with me, it’s a big waste of time.

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

What do you want?

[MLB @MLB]

THINGS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND 🤯

ONEIL CRUZ HITS THIS BASEBALL 513 FEET and 118 MPH 🚀

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

Keep moving those goalposts, idgaf. What do I look like, a kicker?

[NBA @NBA]

JOHNNY FURPHY MY GOODNESS 🤯🤯

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

Justin will remember this.

[Nicholas Craven @NicholasCraven_]

some of the makeshift studios used to make boldy james “late to my own funeral”, a thread:

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

I don’t know what my brain wants anymore

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chelsea trying to celebrate winning the World Cup with Trump in the way is FRYING ME

Cole Palmer: "What’s he doing?"

Reece James: "Are you gonna leave?" 😭😭

https://t.co/djQ8ockJO2

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

@milk_drinker7 For me it’s the AI

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

The Beatles really were geniuses dude

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

You can’t tell me the demand for jerked beef is so high as to charge $10+ a bag

[Houston Spliffstonian (Jupiter Swiss) @HoustonSpliff]

🤯🤯🤯

[ClutchPoints Betting @CPBetting]

✅Klay Thompson returning to peak splash bro form in 2025 and scoring a baddie in Megan Thee Stallion: +100000 😳