Houston Sports Tzar

Artist formally known as Chalupa

[Houston Sports Tzar @HoustonTzar]

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[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Libs watching Europeans post about how great America is

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[CrainAndConeMemes @CrainNConeMemes]

“Honey, wake up! The German guy just found a Buc-ee’s!”

[Gretchen Montgomery Willock @gmontgomerymd]

Omg…..I have no words!!!

Just a bird’s eye view from our family to yours……

Best debut EVER!!

He’s home Chicago!!

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Yordan Alvarez, Jose Altuve, Jeremy Peña, Christian Walker (white flag) leave game Tuesday.

Angels lead 7-0

[ESPN @espn]

Two years and one day after suffering a broken ankle during a Super Regional game while playing with Texas A&M, Braden Montgomery hit a walk-off home run in his MLB debut 🔥

[Houston Sports Tzar @HoustonTzar]

@AdamAkbani @tschulmanreport @andrew_wang7 Any injury updates on Clarke?

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Tagging up on a ball 5 feet behind the infield dirt is all-time disrespectful dude 💀💀

[Houston Sports Tzar @HoustonTzar]

Stop.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

[Houston Sports Tzar @HoustonTzar]

So ol Breggy

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Alex Bregman after going 0-5 on Sunday, via @JesseRogersESPN:

"I haven't executed all year. Runners in scoring position, I've been god awful."

Bregman leads MLB with 143 runners left on base this season.

[Mark Passwaters @mbpHuddle]

The following have played at Kyle Field before Georgia:
Kentucky
Tennessee
Notre Dame
George Strait
The Savannah Bananas
The Honduran national team
The Argentinian national team

[Kevin Henry @kgh23]

That last name, God bless him

[DividendMillennial @DividendMil]

The best part of being an adult is realizing nobody can stop you from spending $1,000 on a lazy river for your backyard.

As kids we dreamed about this stuff.

As adults we call it “financial planning.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses.

Elite punishment.

[Houston Sports Tzar @HoustonTzar]

@fxalipranti_ @BaseballWRLD_ His dad was a pretty good mlb hitter

[PlayboySwervo @playboyswervo]

Charles Barkley seen so much fat people in San Antonio it motivated him to work out😭😭😭😭

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

The ‘95 Eastbay catalogue was out of control

[Ben DuBose @BenDuBose]

Here are all three, side by side

[Houston Sports Tzar @HoustonTzar]

@The_Reliant @JesusEstrada24 My guy needs a nap