Houston Bass

Former tromboner for Reel Big Fish. The Laughingstock of Pottery Barn.

[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

Follow me at https://t.co/l0bXzO9LZJ if you wanna be notified when I'm making an ass out of myself in a public forum.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

@elonmusk You’re in the files nigga don’t try this space man shit now

[lizzy 🌸 @lizzyflanagan]

Imagine getting your house burned down by a guy with Chappell Roan stickers on his water bottle

[伊藤麻希 Maki Itoh @maki_itoh]

Words learned today, Chippendales

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace https://t.co/HcsO1xTkpm

[The legendary Empress ASUKA / 伝説のASUKA皇后 @WWEAsuka]

There are too many stupid people in the world. That's you 🫵🤣

[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

@DraceTales I always loved this one for similar reasons because even divorced from the context, Bart's expression oh so perfectly captures noticing a camera right before it goes off.

[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

@DraceTales You're saying my desk drawer stuffed with grainy washed-out polaroids of Halo 2 scoreboards is worthless? 🥲

[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

@DraceTales The world’s saddest circlejerk.

[joe bell @joebeii]

So much smoke in the air, I thought my uncle was grillin zucchini in the backyard

[The Stupid Guys @GoOffKings]

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[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

@DraceTales This dude’s draped over the second rope just begging for the 619.

[KolLUTE @KolleenCarney]

Happy Rural Juror day to those who celebrate

[Ninja @Ninja]

Thanksgiving dinner

[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

Paper champion, never drew in a dime in this business.

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

He's done it! Ash has become a World Champion! 🏆🎉

[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

Nah, that's Loot Lake.

[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

@DraceTales I still have a huge soft spot for this dopey trashboy. Not a single brain cell firing in there.

[Houston Bass @Houston_Bass]

Could never be an astronaut on the International Space Station and miss out on months of limited time Mtn Dews. And I guess at a certain point I'd start missing my wife and kids.

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Whenever this mf shows up in an episode of the sopranos you know it’s gonna be a good episode