How To Be Insulting

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Are your parents siblings?

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If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

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Shock me, say something intelligent.

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Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

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If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

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Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

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I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived.

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Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

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You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

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Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

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You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.

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Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

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Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

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You are so old, you fart dust.

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You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".

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rdinarily people live and learn. You just live.