How To Get Fired

Many people despise their jobs but can't quit because that would cost them all unemployment benefits. The solution is of course, getting fired!

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Always display positive attitudes towards the political struggles of the people.

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When the office snitch joins the conversation, tell everyone out loud to 'watch what they're saying'.

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Publically doubt the intelligence of your superiors.

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Whenever there are negative rumors circulating at work post them on Wikipedia.

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If you're tired at work, don't fight it, work with it: take a cubicle nap.

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Don't let your superiors feel any power over you.

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Make a drawing of your CEO with an enormous butt and write the words 'Downsizing' across it.

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Make fun of coworkers who behave like obedient corporate robots.

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Write anti-corporate pamphlets and post them up on the office bulletin board.

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Use these words often and frequently at work: class warfare, class struggle, upper class, working-class, underclass, master class.

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Question your CEO's future, mention his failures, his mistakes, all the wrongs that he has done in the past.

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Talk about the importance of comradery between workers to the office snitch.

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Ask your superiors why your company needs to spend millions on PR if it has nothing to hide.

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The corporate suck up is a piece shit, let them and everyone else know they're a piece of shit.

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Say this to your boss 'I wonder if the CEO ever gets bored of pretending to work'

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Complain about your wages frequently and methodically.

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Ask your boss if the corporation is a democratic institution.

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Use your company computer to browse socialist sites and feeds.

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At the office Christmas party, tell everyone that Christmas is a false, wasteful, consumerist holiday.

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Spend your lunch having ideological debates with your superiors.