Marty McMeh

ISO gently used flux capacitor

[Marty McMeh @How2MakeWhoopie]

I wasn’t getting ignored enough at home. #WhyIJoinedTwitter

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What would you rather do for 2 hrs on a Friday night?

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Space Jam was a Looney Tunes movie with Michael Jordan. Space Jam Legacy is a LeBron/WB movie that happens to have the looney tunes in it. Big reason why it wasn’t as good. #SpaceJamMovie

[Marty McMeh @How2MakeWhoopie]

Just saw a dead deer along the side of the road. It had a balloon tied to its leg that said get well soon.

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It’s funny how Harry Shearer can’t be the voice for a black doctor because he’s not black but its still okay for him to voice God. #TheSimpsons

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List of characters portrayed by Keanu Reeves:

Johnny Silverhand
John Wick
John (yep just John)
John Constantine
Johnny Mnemonic
Don John
Jonathan Harker
Johnny Utah

[The Real Sim Shany @Simpson15]

@nba pro tip: break the single game/season/career steals record by having a buddy on the opposing team just pass the ball back and forth with you for the whole game. Repeat every game until you get benched. Bonus: it also breaks the turnover records! Hall of fame here you come!

[The Real Sim Shany @Simpson15]

Shout out to all the dads devouring “Santa’s” milk and cookies right now.

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#EndMaddenMonopoly @nfl

It’s well overdue. This annual garbage needs to end.

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@MenForFieIder Hi sexy I’m Nathan

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How hilarious will it be when Dan Snyder just renames them the Washington Indians or Washington Braves? #nfl #RedskinsNameChange

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Carl Reiner made it to the incredible age of 98. AND YET he still wasn’t as old as @BettyMWhite

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@DevonESawa Listen, I love ya but you gotta stop watching me masturbate dude.

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@le_narval_fou Additionally, your response seems to indicate that you disagree with me on my suggestion. Do you think people SHOULD fight armed cops in the streets?

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Some cops have issues, and I agree that changes should be made to weed out those bad apples. But shouldn’t we also be simultaneously teaching everyone else in society that it’s a really dumb idea to try fighting with armed policemen on the streets?#BlackLivesMattters

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@le_narval_fou You clearly didn’t watch what went down then.

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@roseca77 @bneura_ You’re an idiot and a racist for making this wholly ignorant statement

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Looting and destroying property that has nothing to do with police officers makes zero sense you fucking animals. Has that behavior ever worked for you in the past? #minneapolisriots

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I haven’t seen my parents in weeks. Thank you Coronavirus I owe you one.

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When the hoes are about ready to leave the club

[The Real Sim Shany @Simpson15]

The list of all female @survivorcbs players who have never lost:

Vecepia Towery
Natalie White

That’s it.

#survivor